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After testing multiple friends, I have decided he's the best one for me.
Very friendly, has everything I wanted in a friend and nothing I don't.
$70.00/yr., is much cheaper than a spouse.
He's very fun and likes to fly.
 
Okay.

How do you "test" a friend? I'm thinking a call at 2am with a request to bury a body. Was this a one at a time deal or all at once?
 
IBTL :D
 
I prefer Brenda Anderson's warmth, wit, and sage advice.

Edit: Dangit! All of her posts just disappeared. Please don't tell me she was a bot.. it'll break my heart. She was so sweet.... we had a future... I just know it....
 
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I'll fight you for him!
 
Challenged said:
After testing multiple friends, I have decided he's the best one for me.
Very friendly, has everything I wanted in a friend and nothing I don't.
$70.00/yr., is much cheaper than a spouse.
He's very fun and likes to fly.
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jeeez - get a prebuy done
 
Challenged said:
After testing multiple friends, I have decided he's the best one for me.
Very friendly, has everything I wanted in a friend and nothing I don't.
$70.00/yr., is much cheaper than a spouse.
He's very fun and likes to fly.
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My God man, it was only 9:15am when you posted that. Put away whatever you are consuming till about 5pm or so.
 
I knew a guy who had both arms in casts at the same time. He said he got to know who his real friends were. I wasn’t one of them.
 
Matthew said:
I knew a guy who had both arms in casts at the same time. He said he got to know who his real friends were. I wasn’t one of them.
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What? You used the Sharpie to sign the cast on only one arm?
 
Matthew said:
No, I drew pictures on his forehead.
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That doesn't even require the subject to be in dual arm casts. It just requires a lot of drinking at a certain fly-in, hosted in a certain month in the spring, in a certain state known for steel and coal, and winding up at a certain MC member's house after said ethanol consumption.
 
Matthew said:
I knew a guy who had both arms in casts at the same time. He said he got to know who his real friends were. I wasn’t one of them.
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He just needed an unzip!

With the proper motivation, like losing the use of both arms, a man can learn to ma******te with his feet.
 
Fiveslide said:
You're getting warmer.
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DANGIT!!! Is this darn FitBit posting my vital signs online now?!?!?! ;)

edit: ...apologies for the cross-thread humor reference.. nothing to see here...

edit:.. I really miss Brenda
 
Even by my standards, it just got a little weird in here.
I will be everybody's friend. Especially now that I know I can charge a fee for it!
 
Oh and it will be as fun as a spouse. Just you wait!
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Especially now that I know I can charge a fee for it!
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There's whole, big world of people I wouldn't be friends with for just $70. Like @Matthew , he wouldn't even unzip a guy's pants, who needs that uselessness around.
 
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Matthew said:
I knew a guy who had both arms in casts at the same time. He said he got to know who his real friends were. I wasn’t one of them.
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I was in the restroom in the Fairbanks airport one winter when a guy I never seen before asked for some help. He had lost all his fingers and thumbs to frost bite. He just needed help to unfasten then refasten when he was finished.

I was happy to help someone in real need.

On the other side, real outhouses will have a Styrofoam seat. Because when you are alone in the wilderness and get splinters back there you are on your own.... Walls are optional.
 
Q. What's the difference between a flut and a fitch?

A. A flut is friends with everyone. A fitch is friends with everyone, except you.
 
Zeldman said:
I was in the restroom in the Fairbanks airport one winter when a guy I never seen before asked for some help. He had lost all his fingers and thumbs to frost bite. He just needed help to unfasten then refasten when he was finished.

I was happy to help someone in real need.

On the other side, real outhouses will have a Styrofoam seat. Because when you are alone in the wilderness and get splinters back there you are on your own.... Walls are optional.
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You are a very kind man; thanks fot helping those in need. What hand did you wipe with?
 
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