AggieMike88
Touchdown! Greaser!
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Do you know of any really good and creative puns?
I am declaring amnesty from the usual pun tax, where the more awful (and less creative) puns are taxed and you must place the appropriate amount into the pun tax jar (also known as the Syn Tax jar), which later helped to fund the pizza for the annual Golden Snark Awards dinner.
So bring your best puns and help bring our pilot community laughing and groaning to it's knees.
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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers. The first one said, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar." She turned to the other Brother and said "Then you must be....?"
Brother Michael sighed and said, "Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
I am declaring amnesty from the usual pun tax, where the more awful (and less creative) puns are taxed and you must place the appropriate amount into the pun tax jar (also known as the Syn Tax jar), which later helped to fund the pizza for the annual Golden Snark Awards dinner.
So bring your best puns and help bring our pilot community laughing and groaning to it's knees.
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers. The first one said, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar." She turned to the other Brother and said "Then you must be....?"
Brother Michael sighed and said, "Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."