Staying in a decent Courtyard with 'breakfast'. I pulled the lever on the Orange juice dispenser and out came some weak-azz, thin, transparent, amber slop. I shouted "Hey! Where is the orange JUICE!!" The girl looked at me with giant eyes and said "It's right there sir, you just have to pull the small handle down." "Oh no, no-no-nono-no. That is colored water, I would like orange JUICE like is says." "Thas awl we has sir." No pulp drinkers - prolly like butter-grease on yur pancakes too...
Aughta be a law, grumble, grumble, mumble, frick-a-frack-bejeezus. grrrrrrrrrr
B)
Aughta be a law, grumble, grumble, mumble, frick-a-frack-bejeezus. grrrrrrrrrr
B)

