Have a nice day

[Laurie]

Go back ana sidonna

 

[TMetzinger]

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em

 

[Laurie]

Translation: The early bird gets the worm. Golly

 

[AdamZ]

Do you have any lite reading?

Well I have this pahmplet on Jewish Sports heros

 

[Laurie]

Aww, she's lovely. Darling figure. Firm thighs. Supple, pouting breasts. It's a shame you two don't get along.

 

[James_Dean]

Get me Steve McCroskey!

Are you kidding? Ever since Reagan fired the air traffic controllers, he's been completely senile!

Yeah, but what about McCroskey?

About the same as Reagan.

 

[TMetzinger]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[bkreager]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Laurie]

Airport management, the airlines and the FAA, all cheats and liars!

 

[Skip Miller]

Translation: The early bird gets the worm.

Yes, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-Skip

 

[flyersfan31]

There's A Sale At Penneys!!!!!!!!

 

[terzap]

Those are the flaps, this is the thrust, this must turn on the landing lights...Mayday, mayday, mayday!

 

[tonycondon]

Hey, arent you Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

 

[ApacheBob]

I can make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl.

 

[Steve]

I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

 

[wbarnhill]

It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes

 

[TMetzinger]

He says it's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.

 

[Dave Krall CFII]

Why aren't I informed about these things!?!

 

[ScottM]

Why aren't I informed about these things!?!

Man, if we were only in the Spin Zone... What a set up

 

[Frank Browne]

Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Hey, my momma didn't raise no dummy...I dug her rap.

 

[Laurie]

And get a note to the milkman, NO MORE CHEESE!

 

[TMetzinger]

I want every light you can find poured onto the field!

 

[Richard]

Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of Religious Consciousness. Would you like to make a donation?

 

[SkyHog]

Oooh - this thread again?

Its starting to shimmy....

 

[kevin47881]

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

 

[SkyHog]

Oh, and

"Hey, now, you know what they say? See a broad to get that booty yak 'em, lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em."

 

[kevin47881]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question, skip it.

 

[TangoWhiskey]

I've got to concentrate...

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

 

[rottydaddy]

"... Jim never vomits at home..."


BTW, here's the rest of it...no, really- ALL of it.

http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=airplane_ts