Seriously.
I will buy a phone from whomever first puts a safety on the phone so it will not take video vertically.
Good God. It is 2015, everyone has a wide screen TV at home and should know better.
I could see a Pirate that has like 1 eye but there are not THAT many pirates filming **** anymore.
You gotta love it. The licking of the suction cup and window is especially good since he made sure he sanitized his hands before touching it to begin with.