Good Advice Thread

[timwinters]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Farts, Jarts, and flipping people off...:wink2:

 

[narchee]

NEVER confuse wasabi for guacamole.

 

[timwinters]

Never trust a man who won't pet your dog.

 

[FlySince9]

First rule of personal finance: Pay yourself first.

Begin working on your second million $$ the first million is too hard !

 

[Bill]

NEVER confuse wasabi for guacamole.

Or IcyHot for Vaseline.

 

[EdFred]

Or IcyHot for Vaseline.

I almost brushed my teeth with it once. Cap off, toothbrush under the opening, then read the label on the tube. Whoa, Nelly!


Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.

 

[Bill]

Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.

Or before.

 

[SoonerAviator]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

and slow dancing.

 

[eman1200]

...Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.

in college I used Toms of Maine toothpaste, not because I was a hippy but because it had the least taste-impact when you drank a beer right after brushing your teeth.

 

[Bill]

in college I used Toms of Maine toothpaste, not because I was a hippy but because it had the least taste-impact when you drank a beer right after brushing your teeth.

Not just taste, OJ+toothpaste seems to result in a physiological response.

 

[Stevel]

For those of us over 50:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hardon.
3. Never trust a fart.

I'm glad I read the thread before posting, since this is what I was going to post.

 

[Norman]

Or IcyHot for Vaseline.

Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Bob Noel]

Clean the shop floor before working on something with small parts that can escape and land on the floor.

 

[Florida Cracker]

 

[Florida Cracker]

 

[Zeldman]

Never argue with a cop that has a tube of Preparation H sticking out of his shirt pocket....

 

[timwinters]

Figures don't lie but liars figure.

 

[Kelvin]

A short pencil beats a long memory.

 

[Stevel]

"Son, just shut up and do what she said."

 

[Norman]

Advice you get on the internet is worth just what you paid for it.

 

[Leonard]

Or Icyhot for KY
My brother did that years ago when icyhot was new and he borrowed (broke in) my place when I was away for a week.

Boy did I Have the last laugh

 

[Jay Honeck]

Never finance a depreciating asset.

Never walk too closely behind a dog entering the water.

If the critics pan a movie, it's guaranteed to be good.

Check every screw for tightness, and every tie (zip or otherwise), every time the engine is decowled.

Most red wine is indistinguishable from acid reflux.