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This thread is dedicated to sharing good advice.

DO your best not to be ugly, or obnoxious, but have fun, stretch the limits, and see who top everyone else!

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Never practice something you have to get right the first time.

Three most worthless things to a pilot.
1. The runway being you.
2. Fuel on the ground.
3. Altitude above you.
 
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Geico266 said:
Three most worthless things to a pilot.
1. The runway being you.
2. Fuel on the ground.
3. Altitude above you.
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Disagree on all three.

For #1 What if you need to impossible turn? In that case you would want as much runway behind you as possible. Unless of course you really did mean BEING the runway.

For #2 If you are on fire, or about to go down, you wanted as little fuel on board as possible. Or being way over gross from having too much fuel (Bill J - I'm looking your way :D)

For #3 Engine out, and you're way too high and you're coming in at Sedona or some other place where an overrun is going to hurt a lot.
 
For those of us over 50:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hardon.
3. Never trust a fart.
 
Can everyone be just a little nice to each other? Just one day out of the year, maybe?
 
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow,
and never do tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely!
 
Patience is not simply waiting...it's what you do while you wait.
 
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell so they actually look forward to the trip.
 
Sure you can keep a plane looking nice, just don't plan on doing much else.
 
If you don't know what you are doing, deal with someone that does.
 
Remove spurs before squatting to take a #2 out in the woods (or #1 if female)
 
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
 
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