Drunkest thread attempt

SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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First Officer 6PC
Shortest, longest, blah blah
I hav'e only left my house 3 times in the last 2 months due to stuff.


Tonight a friend I havent seen in 20 years tells me he is in town and I should meet him out.

I see him on facebook and I keep thinking "if ever he comes to town, I am buying him a beers.

he comes to town and I go meat him and offer to buy him a beer but he gaave up drinking. I bought him sooooo much water tonight that Hening would get depressed (you know he says lack of wate is gonna kill us)

Where was I!

ok so mrs p^c SAID I neede to get groceries and gave mr a list
I bought them on my way to the bar but left my windows cracked so hey would stay cold. It is cold tonight.

I had 2 beers at teh bar which is no biggie.

but the gorceries iuncluded some Sam Adams
well.. put 2 and 2 together

I get home, put the foodstuffs away

Then BAM! BINGO!!! BAhJOW!! beer time!

So point being
I see long threads, short threds, netx word threds

I gotta pee.
brb
 
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oakay so in order to adchieve the "drunkest thread"
you should only add to this if you have been drinking.

If you post here and have not been drinking, you are basically telling us all that you are gay. So there's that.

I forgot what I was going to say next.
 
I've had few sips of a single malt this evening....

Still wish Mrs PC had a shorter leash....or a longer finger to switch off the surge protector for the computer.:yes:
 
I don't drink alone, hence, I'm not drinking and posting on dis inner web thingie.... But last night is was Johnny Apleseeds queued up at Outback Steakhouse......
 
guess I'm a little late to this party.....can someone start a 'hungoverest thread attempt' thread?
 
eman1200 said:
guess I'm a little late to this party.....can someone start a 'hungoverest thread attempt' thread?
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I used Sangria as a vodka mixer last weekend. Pretty sure I won that award....
 
Okay like right, so, I had a wine fail. I grabbed a bottle of Dry Creek Fume Blanc and, as I normally do, I grabbed the foil seal holding the bottle sideways and removed it with a twisting motion.

Except it was a screw top. Oops. BFM.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Okay like right, so, I had a wine fail. I grabbed a bottle of Dry Creek Fume Blanc and, as I normally do, I grabbed the foil seal holding the bottle sideways and removed it with a twisting motion.

Except it was a screw top. Oops. BFM.
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Oooohhhhhhh..... Good wines come in screw tops! So does malt liquor!:D
 
Warning....don't drink Miller Fortune....

After a few bottles your Patty Wagstaff on the ground....
 
Since I'm the designated poster I've only had a few. After the next one I'm switching to Coke.
 
I'm in training to set the all time drunkest post on POA. This is something that needs to be planned, with lots of training leading up to the post. I've started by drinking mimosas this am. Bloody Marys at noon, and rum & cokes after 1. Will be training for the next 2 days non stop.

My time table schedule is to set the record on New Years Eve.

Stand by for a world record attempt.

Mods, we are gonna need a barf smiley.
 
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Personally, I think the board posting options should automatically change per the local time.

Between 5:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m. should be open posting.

Between 6:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m. should be a five minute review period with a resubmit.

Between 8:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. should be two five minute review periods with resubmits after each.

Between 10:00 p.m. and 5:00 a.m. the submit button should turn in to a delete button.
 
But, there should be a small window right around 2 AM where all posts also go to your facebook feed and in an email to your mom.
 
Wow. Not even a full page and already people be playing the mom card.
 
Can't compete,since they take my IPad away from me ,when I'm drinking. Silence is golden at times.
 
Drunkest Post Progress Report

Been drinking all day. After reading the thread about changing your oil in certified air planes I needed to start at 0500. Dear Ron L. you suck! :rofl:

Been drinking all day in training for the drunkest post on New Years Eve. Wish me luck, and send me a bottle of Morgan Select!! Damn you Jesse! LMAO!

The big day is tomorrow. Mr. 6PC you really suck!
 
Geico266 said:
Drunkest Post Progress Report

Been drinking all day. After reading the thread about changing your oil in certified air planes I needed to start at 0500. Dear Ron L. you suck! :rofl:

Been drinking all day in training for the drunkest post on New Years Eve. Wish me luck, and send me a bottle of Morgan Select!! Damn you Jesse! LMAO!

The big day is tomorrow. Mr. 6PC you really suck!
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Good luck in your quest!

David
 
N801BH said:
The worst hangover in.....5...4...3.....2.....:hairraise::eek::yikes::redface:
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States I have thrown up in
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-Geico
 
Geico266 said:
Drunkest Post Progress Report

Been drinking all day. After reading the thread about changing your oil in certified air planes I needed to start at 0500. Dear Ron L. you suck! :rofl:

Been drinking all day in training for the drunkest post on New Years Eve. Wish me luck, and send me a bottle of Morgan Select!! Damn you Jesse! LMAO!

The big day is tomorrow. Mr. 6PC you really suck!
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Geico,
Where are you?

Flatline in a ditch somewhere?

I have been on pins and needles (by needles I mean the play dildoh extruder) awaiting en epic post.
 
not doing very good here, only three beers...at least there is time for more...
 
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