An airline pilot turned up for work while almost six and a half times over the drink limit to fly a plane, a court has heard.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/...x+times+over+alcohol+flying+limit'/article.do
How about this excuse?
Yates, from Ohio, US, told police he turned up for work to tell the captain he was sick and unable to perform his duties and it was not his intention to be part of the crew on that flight.
Yeaahhhh... that's the ticket.