Don't keep bait and fish in your plane

[Ravioli]

https://aviationhumor.net/duct-tape-use-number-1001-repair-a-plane-after-a-bear-attack/

 

[asicer]

https://aviationhumor.net/duct-tape-use-number-1001-repair-a-plane-after-a-bear-attack/

This was the topic of a Mythbusters episode about 10 years ago:

 

[Stan Cooper]

I remember reading about it a decade ago and wondering if they got a ferry permit after patching it up.

 

[eman1200]

also, Steve Irwin died.

 

[Bell206]

Here's the rest of the story I ran across during one of my trips up north. It actually happened in Sept 2009.
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/appetite-revenge/2009/12/21/

 

[flyingron]

also, Steve Irwin died.

I used this as a Haloween costume one year:

I wanted to reprise it with the "Lion killing dentist" costume, but my wife thought it would scare the neighborhood kids too m uch.

 

[Revenant]

Not only unairworthy, but unbearable as well! Hey, don’t pick on me! Go after that ice cold post immediately above!

 

[Revenant]

I’ll add this too: decades ago, a work acquaintance got into a bitter, long running dispute with a bank. Unsatisfied with the outcome, he smuggled a large fish (salmon, I think, but any would do...) into the vault and locked it into his safe deposit box and left. Not sure about critters trying to get in, but in short order, all the humans wanted OUT! Didn’t end well for anyone as I recall.