Perfect day for flying, overcast, 66 American degrees, calm wind. Day off so I slept in till 7 am. Got out of bed and on the way to the kitchen I stepped in cat puke. Oh yeah, full on with the squishing in between the toes and it was deposited last night or early in the morning because it was nice and cold. So back to the shower with that heel down, toes up walk to not get it all over the place. Take that awful shower and return to the coffee maker - reservoir out of water (yeah not a big deal but its adding up) I drive to the gas station to fill up the truck. The credit card with the 3% cash back on gas purchases was declined. WTF? Call the wife, she tells me that she cancelled it last night because someone in Algeria had used it to update their PlayStation account. I use another one to fill up and drive next door to the car wash. I want to buy the monthly plan so I can just wash it when I want to, even every day if I want. I want the military discount they have so I drive in the lane that has the human teller. As I was turning the corner to line up in the lane, some guy comes out of the building and places cones in the lane because he has to work on the ATM type machine for the wash. I park and go up to the guy and he takes care of the monthly plan. I pay, get the special sticker and drive through the wash. Afterwards I decide to vacuum it out and discover that while I was gone to New York on my deer hunting trip, my wife had drove my truck with her stupid long haired Chihuahua on the floor - black carpet so all the hair shows. Drive on to the hangar and realized that the keys to the hangar were still on my dresser at home. I decided today isn't my day to fly, so now I'm back home typing this all out and deciding whether or not to start drinking this early in the afternoon.