Coolest thing you've ever gotten drunk and done.

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by SixPapaCharlie, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. SixPapaCharlie

    SixPapaCharlie May the force be with you

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    Probably wasn't drunk at a country music festival and shoved your head in an exhaust pipe cool I bet.

     
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    Topper Pre-takeoff checklist

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    Bryan, don’t hold back, something tells me you have some good personal stories. Calling Mrs 6PC.....
     
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    If only I could remember her name...
     
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    I passed a couple checkrides.
     
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    Sheesh. Takin something simple and complicating it. Start car. Blow her out.
     
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    Her parents are so proud. :)
     
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    Wellll...nah not going there. But it was fun.
     
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    I’ve heard of putting a potato in the tailpipe, but this takes it to another level
     
  9. Tom-D

    Tom-D Taxi to Parking

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    Oh come on guys this old sailer has been to Olongapo, Hong Kong, Japan, Australia, and a lot of other places drunk and sober. Some I can remember, some I can't.
     
  10. wilkersk

    wilkersk Cleared for Takeoff

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    Umm.... What happens in Po city, stays in Po city - Sailor!
     
  11. eman1200

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    I don't drink.
     
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    I don't drink no more. No less either. :D
     
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    I can honestly say I've never been drunk...although I did do drugs as a teenager. :D
     
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    I’ve been sober for 21 years.
     
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    Kansas Flyer Pre-takeoff checklist

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    I got drunk and rode an elephant once.
     
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    mscard88 Touchdown! Greaser!

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    No wonder. Now it explains those lunches you consume. ;) :)
     
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    Are you looking for names ?
     
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    Long term munchies. :D
     
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    Never been drunk. Perk of being a big dude :cheers:
     
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    EdFred Touchdown! Greaser!

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    You arent trying hard enough.
     
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    I am currently too drunk to remember
     
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    Unfortunately, not really...
     
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    I've been sober a LOT longer than that. Just not continuously. :p
     
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    1985ish....
    About six of us went to a Denny’s in the Phoenix area. We all had baseball hats with maxi pads adhered to the front. We got kicked out, and decided to line up on the outside window and moon the restaurant.
    So help me god a true story.

    (Prescott Riddle fun)
     
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    Well unless you brought it home and gave it to mama.
     
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    SCCutler Administrator Management Council Member

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    I have some stories, but really, none I'd share in a printed and shareable medium.

    Interestingly enough, I have more regrets for what I did not do, than for what I did.
     
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    ETres Pre-takeoff checklist

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    Threw up on some girl's hairbrush. Tried to rinse it out, but couldn't quite get the little chunks of hamburger meat out of the bristles. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
     
  29. Banjo33

    Banjo33 Line Up and Wait

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    Posted on The Red Board.
     
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    Fell out of a truck leaving a tit..uhh...top..hmmm..gentleman's club.

    The truck was going down the road.

    I was driving.

    There was more than one person in the single cab truck.
     
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    I read hairbrush completely wrong and had an entirely different visual.
     
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    Wrestled an alligator in Biloxi, at a beach "festival" - no decision, but I did better than the other contestants. I was young and fit. And hammered blind.
     
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    Be honest, you thought it was your date! :D
     
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    I got married...
     
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    I'm pretty sure SHE was drunk...….
     
  36. Gerhardt

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    1. Hanging on to the top of a car while other drunk teens were driving over 100 mph.

    2. Played football at 2 a.m. in the college stadium.

    3. More skinny dipping than you can imagine. Something about mixing liquor and clothes that don’t agree.

    4. College roommate pulled over for DUI. We’re in the car behind him on the way home, maybe 2 a.m. We’re so drunk we don’t think twice about pulling over behind them. Cop is very nice and oddly enough doesn’t say anything to us about our drinking, even though we’ve had as more or more to drink than George had. Lets George give us his wallet and PIN so we can get funds to get him out of jail. Except we needed some oddball amount like $238.56. I have no idea how he was sprung, but when he got home three days later he was ****ED! We tried for half an hour to get the ATM to give us exactly $238.56 (or whatever amount) and when it wouldn’t we just gave up.
     
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    Mooning. Oh yeah, got arrested for mooning the main gate Air Force cop at a base in Germany. German beer made me do it. Next day had to go see my Commander. Standing at attention in front of his desk, waiting for my ass chewing, he looks up at me, then busts out laughing, says GTF out of here!
     
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    The last thing I remember was duking it out with someone in the surf at night after a project opening ceremony in Danang. They said the Vietnamese found me floating in the ocean, fished be out and carried me to my hotel room. I woke up in the tub the next afternoon, covered with sand. First thing I checked for was the presence of liver and kidney. No obvious removals, but the liver was probably shot anyway.

    Finding the rest of my clothes became a challenge. My shirt was in the meeting hall. My belt was in the bar. My shoes were by the pool area. My wallet was with one of the British consultant's 'translator.' Oh, yeah, we had some kind of falling out with the Brits over the whole translator thing, don't exactly remember what happened.
     
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    Can't quite recall, it was almost 25 years ago.