Cirrus Myths busted

[flhrci]

The Cirrus is made from recycled pop bottles except the spinner which is made from recycled Dos Equis cans so the pilot is always following The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Cheers

Zima or wine for fuel?

 

[JOhnH]

A Cirrus is as good as a Bonanza.

 

[BigBadLou]

When you buy a cirrus you get 47 virgins.

Don't forget that all of those virgins you get are male.

 

[eman1200]

Don't forget that all of those virgins you get are male.

yep, tailored towards your average cirrus pilot D'OH

 

[BigBadLou]

yep, tailored towards your average cirrus pilot D'OH

Hmmm, I meant that as a deterrent ... and you turned it into a benefit. Haven't thought of that angle!
(not that there's anything wrong with that ..... or so says Jerry Seinfeld)

 

[Jim Case]

The Vision jet is the ugliest airplane on the market.


Oh you want myths? I've got nothing...

 

[TangoWhiskey]

Gimmie your best Cirrus Myth. I need fodder for something I am writing. I will credit you.

From @TangoWhiskey: "Cirrus pilots from time to time have to land and fill up on magenta fluid otherwise the line goes away and they are rendered helpless"

That's not quite what I suggested! I said that Cirrus pilots need to fly through magenta cores on NEXRAD displays because that's how the GPS' magenta line fluid reservoir gets refilled! Avoid the magenta cores and eventually you lose course guidance!

 

[Kritchlow]

There is never an airport underneath you.

 

[X3 Skier]

There is never an airport underneath you.

But there's always one just out of gliding range.

Cheers

 

[GLMS_NC]

Don't chute your pants when you come in long and fast.

 

[FlyingJohn]

When you buy a Cirrus, it includes one night at a Holiday Inn Express.

 

[Salty]

Cirrus pilots are so manly, the women find them irresistable.

Cirrus pilots are so manly even the women that fly them look like men?

 

[Ravioli]

Salty stepped in it this time. I don't think Cajun is going to take too kindly to that quip.

 

[Salty]

cirrus' only come with radios so you can order a sandwich and have the refuel truck ready when you arrive.

 

[Salty]

Salty stepped in it this time. I don't think Cajun is going to take to kindly to that quip.

The question mark is my escape hatch.

 

[Ravioli]

I think you mean your "red handle" heehee

 

[Fearless Tower]

The Vision jet is the ugliest airplane on the market.

You badmouthing Rocket Sperm?