Chemtrail pilots slacking off

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    I have not seen any chemtrails over central Ohio for nearly 2 weeks now until today, credit given for a few days of clouds. Today I look up and I see a couple crooked chemtrails. One was even being made as a I watched and still looked sloppy. Very unprofessional! Slackers!

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    That area was scheduled for a spray with water-insoluble compounds. The carrier solvent doesn’t condense, so no trails.
     
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    I heard the lull was due to changing inventory over to summer formulation now that winter is finally over.
     
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    We don't get California chemtrails here. Whatcha talkin' bout?
     
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    So you’d saying the cloud seeding project is going famously then???
     
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    We have had several days of clear sky, so maybe not. Not really sure about that. Good question though but as I am not an expert in that matter, I cannot comment further.
     
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    Ya. But you do get winter. ;)
     
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    I prefer the winter over California. I did time there 3 times while in the Navy.
     
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    You guys know that you are not supposed to discuss this topic on a public forum. Our sponsor will be displeased.
     
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    No one told me!
     
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    I’m sure our sponsor will be sending someone over shortly for you “re-education”. It was nice knowing you.
     
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    Anybody spraying Florida this week? If so I would be grateful if you’d include some of the love bug insecticide in your mix.
     
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    Is the rain storm coming from your state the "cover" for the sounds of reeducation?
     
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    Bwahahahaha!!!
     
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    Well, the early melts are hurting the application schedule. Dammed global warming by anthropologic means and all. You'll see more later this year I bet. The floatsam effect will be noticed by east central region when we get them ready in IA for the primaries. Especially with the new oils being tested. Gotta love the versatility of the new plant based oils that are only legal in some states.
     
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    CBD oil in chemtrails?
     
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    Your people were a no show last night. Slept like a baby.
     
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    So the memory wipe worked too.
     
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    Crap!
     
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    Up every two hours with poo in your jammy jams?
     
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    Screaming for a nipple in your mouth
     
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    Did you check for them at night?

     
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    Hence the need for the non-aqueous carrier solvent that doesn't condense as water does. Better dispersion than the emulsions.
     
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    Didn’t you attend the Vegas conference? Payments are now sent to your bitcoin account.
     
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    Did my bit for the cause yesterday, flying as a decoy passenger on a chem flight (as the shadow indicates). But somebody in accounting messed up -- I still had to pay for the ticket!! :mad:

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    Love those near-to-ground secondary chem distribution fans disguised as wind turbines. :p
     
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    You wouldn't if you had to re-load 'em every damned weekend - after being suspended for my inadvertant release in the FRZ last year, I'm stuck servicing them until I get adjudicated. . .

    Effing sacks weigh a ton, and you don't dare carry the two-part mix sacks at the same time. I did that once and ended up with a prehensile tail, excess body hair, and auditory hallucinations; got the tail removed and a body wax, but I'm still getting sporadic Johny Mathis and Def Leopard, usually simultaneously.
     
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    New low vox formula is less detectable to the naked eye. Try wearing some purple elton john sunglasses next time.
     
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    Way off angle in that first one too. They must be parallel and in front of the windmills to get the appropriate dispersion. Central spent a lot of money on the windmill project to get the ground program off the ground.
     
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    Be very careful not to do those flights within 6 weeks of your medical renewal. The program office can dig you out of it, but it's a big hassle and will delay your renewal for about 90 days.
     
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    Ran into that problem a couple of years back. Our sponsor sent this nice fellow.

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    Well, the gig is up.

    Crack investigator Alex Jones figured it all out.

    BOMBSHELL: Obama Official Admits Chemtrails Are REAL
    A clip of John Brennan from 2016 reveals the U.S. government was aware and involved in using "chemtrails" to "combat climate change". Mike Adams joins Alex to discuss this bombshell report.

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsMSt_1557823509

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    Someone did a nice east-west, wide dispersal pattern today. I guess the 'trails are back in Ohio.
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