Cessna Sandwich

[AggieMike88]

Pilot in plane number 2 is thinking, "it would be cool to fly one of those".

Pilot in plane number 3 is thinking same thing.

 

[luvflyin]

Pilot in plane 1 is saying "roger tower, immediate take off." Pilot in plane 2 is saying "nooooo

 

[RyanB]

The pilots in the two heavies would rather be flying the bug smasher and the pilot of the bug smasher would rather be flying the heavies. It’s a full circle type of thing.

 

[TheFB]

Plane #2 could also be wondering if Plane #3 even knows he is down there...

 

[GRG55]

Tower tells Plane #1 "Standby, short delay for IFR clearance". Pilot in Plane #2 immediately keys mike, puts on his best low-voice Plane #1 Heavy impersonation & transmits on Tower "Why doncha go right ahead and let my little buddy behind me have the runway".

 

[SkyDog58]

Plane number three requests a takeoff delay due to wake turbulence.

 

[Dave Theisen]

Plane #3 is hoping plane #2 doesn’t hit the windshield when plane #1 powers up.

 

[MauleSkinner]

"Plane #2 reporting moderate turbulence. Do you have any smoother altitudes?"

 

[woodchucker]

Ummm tower, Plane #2 is covered in $100 bills. Request IFR departure or preferably a shovel.

 

[denverpilot]

"Plane #2 reporting moderate turbulence. Do you have any smoother altitudes?"

So you’re saying Plane 2 is a Delta pilot reporting light chop?

 

[frfly172]

Tower to plane two ,are you going to need a run up on reaching?