Caption this Photo... 747 on its tail

[Anymouse]

Those snobbish 747 drivers always have their nose stuck up in the air.

 

[Matthew]

"It's been 4 hrs. Time to call mx."

 

[AggieMike88]

"It's been 4 hrs. Time to call mx."

This is like my brother's all time favorite Easter joke.

Pastor calls all the little kids to the front of the sanctuary to share with them the Easter Story. Starts by asking the group what they know about the event. Tommy, age 4.5 raises his hand and answers, "I heard that if the resurrection lasts for more than 4 hours, you're supposed to call the doctor."

 

[Zeldman]

"Anybody here got any recent DC-3 time?"

I used to want to fly DC-3s until I started loading/unloading them...

 

[cessna182b]

News story: https://simpleflying.com/747-freighter-tips/

Once long ago I was on a flight to Europe (Amsterdam, IIRC) - in a 747 Combi (Passengers up front, Cargo in the rear). After we landed they came on
the intercom and announced that everyone was to stay in their seats until further notice. It seems that they had a load of live cattle in the back -
which had to be unloaded first. Other times I have been told to stay put until the tail stand was put in place. Never seen anything like in the photo.

Dave

 

[Ghery]

Take a look at the pdf that I've attached. A cousin who flies for (now) American Airlines sent me this a number of years ago.

 

[labbadabba]

Well, at least she has a good attitude.