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gkainz

gkainz

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Greg Kainz
BUMPER STICKERS

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
 
gkainz said:
BUMPER STICKERS

And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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You definately saved the best for last! Good list Greg! :cheerswine:
 
Stupid people should not breed.
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I killed a six pack just to watch it die.
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I'll forgive Jane Fonda the day the Jews forgive Hitler.

(My old company commander from VN had this to
say about that sticker: "He's more forgiving than I")
 
I found this one last week:

God must love stupid people, he made a bunch of them!

And I put, no, saw this one on a police car:

Stupidity is not a crime, your are free to go!
 
Seen this one time

"My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail"
 
Saw this on a beatup pickup holding a Florida Cracker:

"Happiness is 10,000 New Yorkers headed north with a Canadian under each arm"
 
"my child got a hole-in-one at Bob's Putt Putt place" (a takeoff on those honor student ones)

those are really funny! thanks.
 
Ken Ibold said:
"Happiness is 10,000 New Yorkers headed north with a Canadian under each arm"
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Damn, that one is quite funny!

The ones that made me laugh:

"The moral majority is neither"

Seen on the back of an old sin-bin type van:

"If it smells like fish, eat it"
 
Much the chagrin of the local community, the fisherman's cooperative on the island where I lobstered had these stickers made up:

"Islesford: A drinking community with a lobstering problem"

Cheers,

-Andrew
 
Saw this one on a pick up truck in York, PA many years ago:

"Sh*t happens when you party naked."
 
Anthony said:
Saw this one on a pick up truck in York, PA many years ago:

"Sh*t happens when you party naked."
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LOL. There are certain people on this board who can personally vouch for THAT!
 
T-shirt on a well endowed woman with a pair of dark sun-glasses over the
"endowments".

On the back it said:

"What's behind those foster grants?"
 
Drive defensively, buy a tank.

(Seen on a tank at Ft Knox)
 
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