Birds aren’t real

[eman1200]

played two rounds of golf this season, still no birdies.

 

[luvflyin]

 

[Daleandee]

You toucan participate in the fowl puns.

Mess round enough and I'll throw out some Morris Day & the Time ...

 

[Neal Wilkinson]

You ever see any baby crows or pigeons? No, probably not. Also, you know why they all perch on power lines? They're charging!

 

[Llewtrah381]

Also, you know why they all perch on power lines? They're charging!

And uploading data. Pictures, videos, recorded conversations, credit card info - stuff like that.

 

[Charlie Golf]

I haven't seen anything this crazy since Woodstock.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Kwitcher rantin and raven!

 

[GaryM]

I haven't seen anything this crazy since Woodstock.

Subtle. I like it!

 

[Half Fast]

Subtle. I like it!

Yes, that could be @Charlie Golf ’s Opus.

(Which is even more subtler.)

 

[Ghery]

Isn't everything on the internet true? Check out this site.

www.dhmo.org

 

[Domenick]

I haven't seen anything this crazy since Woodstock.

You remember Woodstock?!

 

[Tarheelpilot]

You remember Woodstock?!

I do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_(Peanuts)

that’s where my mind went considering all the bird puns.

 

[Charlie Golf]

You remember Woodstock?!

Sure, I was a year old at the time.

 

[Groundpounder]

I love it when someone mentions they saw something on a TV show and people respond "I dOn'T WaTcH tHaT sHoW!!!!!!1111". Whoop de do, no one gives a crap.

 

[eman1200]

I love it when someone mentions they saw something on a TV show and people respond "I dOn'T WaTcH tHaT sHoW!!!!!!1111". Whoop de do, no one gives a crap.

That might be the lamest “rant” I’ve seen on PoA. Ever.

 

[Groundpounder]

That might be the lamest “rant” I’ve seen on PoA. Ever.

Mine or theirs? If you are referring to mine I don't really give a ****

 

[eman1200]

Mine or theirs? If you are referring to mine I don't really give a ****

you gave enough of a sht to post that lame azz rant.

"hey guys, get this.....you know what I hate? ok, ok, so I hate it when someone says something.......right, ok, and then like, someone else says something else after that OMG omg. I totally hate that"

good one.

 

[Groundpounder]

you gave enough of a sht to post that lame azz rant.

"hey guys, get this.....you know what I hate? ok, ok, so I hate it when someone says something.......right, ok, and then like, someone else says something else after that OMG omg. I totally hate that"

good one.

I appreciate your viewpoint! Thanks for contributing.

 

[eman1200]

my pleasure.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

you gave enough of a sht to post that lame azz rant.

"hey guys, get this.....you know what I hate? ok, ok, so I hate it when someone says something.......right, ok, and then like, someone else says something else after that OMG omg. I totally hate that"

good one.

I hate it when I have to pee after I’ve diced jalapeños.

 

[Sac Arrow]

I hate it when I have to pee after I’ve diced jalapeños.

Left hand rule, dude.

 

[eman1200]

I hate it when I have to pee after I’ve diced jalapeños.

try a carolina reaper

 

[Racerx]

Don't know if it's a drone spy or a bird but it's playing a dangerous game tempting the pointer

 

[Sac Arrow]

Don't know if it's a drone spy or a bird but it's playing a dangerous game tempting the pointer

Google "Splice movie sex scene"

 

[Domenick]

I love it when someone mentions they saw something on a TV show and people respond "I dOn'T WaTcH tHaT sHoW!!!!!!1111". Whoop de do, no one gives a crap.

Another one I don't get. Maybe I need to get out more.
Seems like a total non-sequitur. And what's with the mixed uppercase, lowercase, and ones? I'm thinking GP was reading a different thread and posted here in error.

 

[Palmpilot]

...And what's with the mixed uppercase, lowercase, and ones?...

I asked about that once, and if I remember rightly, it's supposed to denote sarcasm.