Bad advice needed. Question 1

[Clark1961]

POA is true to form. A guy asks for bad advice and people start mixing in good advice. Well, I did my part...

 

[jsstevens]

Take the waiter's recommendation after 10PM.

 

[Bill]

Go fast, take chances.

 

[charheep]

Its smart to fly near a thunderstorm. There is no traffic in the area to hit.

 

[Sac Arrow]

"...and it tastes bad, too."

 

[Mtns2Skies]

It's perfectly safe to do a 1500nm cross country as your first solo XC.

 

[Matthew]

You should marry her. Yeah, I know she has 7 kids and 3 ex-husbands, but you two are meant for each other.

 

[Zeldman]

Pull down your pants and slide on the ice....

 

[BigBadLou]

POA is true to form. A guy asks for bad advice and people start mixing in good advice. Well, I did my part...

I agree.
PoA has definitely let me down.
Providing actually good sound advice here is such a disappointment.

Shame on you, people.

 

[iflyvfr]

Visit .RU websites on your work PC - no one will know.

 

[Matthew]

 

[jkaduk]

Ship the prototype.

 

[rtk11]

Fly United on an overbooked flight, but refuse instruction from flight crew. (extra points if you yell that you're a doctor)

 

[sferguson524]

Marry a millennial, and expect her to not have a sense of entitlement. For bonus points, have a child with her

 

[DutchRoller]

Hire Sean Spicer to speak for you.

 

[BigBadLou]

Marry a millennial, and expect her to not have a sense of entitlement. For bonus points, have a child with her

Je*** Ch****, people, I asked for simply bad advice. Not bat-sh** crazy stuff!
I won't sleep tonight, that's for sure. Thanks a lot!

 

[luvflyin]

When she asks if her dress makes her butt look big, be honest.

Any response, honest or not is bad. Only safe response is to fall down and play dead

 

[BigBadLou]

When she asks if her dress makes her butt look big, be honest.

Any response, honest or not is bad. Only safe response is to fall down and play dead

Nah, not that hard.
The common HONEST response is "no".
And it really is honest. Because it is not the dress/skirt/pants that make her butt look big.

 

[sferguson524]

Je*** Ch****, people, I asked for simply bad advice. Not bat-sh** crazy stuff!
I won't sleep tonight, that's for sure. Thanks a lot!

hahahah that's the nice version of my life

 

[Zeldman]

Nah, not that hard.
The common HONEST response is "no".
And it really is honest. Because it is not the dress/skirt/pants that make her butt look big.

If you take the chance and reply, reply without hesitation. Do not look, do not put your chin in your hand and go...hhmmmmm....... Just immediately say no dear, of course not, you look very pretty..... But there is the very likely chance she will take that answer wrong as well.