mmmmm poutine!!!he problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.
University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets.
At last, Fox News reveals that it was actually bought out by The Onion in a secret deal that occurred sometime in the late '90's.
I always suspected it was so.
Blame Canada!!
Since when is having a beer fridge a "frivolous luxury?"
Make my carbon footprint a 16oz Molson Export! Here's to beer, cold ones, in the second fridge!! Hurrah!!!
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to BLEEP myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that ***** Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
South Park once again revealed the truth.
Koo luku koo ku loo kuku! Hey hoser! Grab your twok and lets grab some back bacon and doughnuts and the Tim Horton's aye?Eh??
Kitchen fridge, garage fridge, garage chest freezer, back porch fridge, office fridge, hangar fridge, condo fridge. Plus the one in the camper, but that one doesn't count.Current count: 3 fridge/freezers, 2 washers, 2 dryers, 2 stoves, and a upright freezer. ..ummm... 5 vacuum cleaners/sweepers.