That's hilarious and I can definitely relate. Too many stories to write up here. Reminds me of the nasty TSA agent in Ft. Myers last Friday who literally yelled over and over: "YOU MUST HAVE YOUR BOARDING PASS IN ADDITION TO YOUR PHOTO ID OR IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU THROUGH, BOTTOM LINE, PLEASE. YOU EITHER HAVE IT OR YOU DON'T GET THROUGH, AND I SAID PLEASE!"
I just sighed and was thankful I didn't have to deal with that guy who most certainly needed a chill pill. If I was a real wise ass, I would have asked him if I can take my chill pills with me through security or if he would please confiscate them.