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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Dateline: College Station

Today marks the 16th anniversary of Rock the Good Aggie's ascent of a 30-foot pole to a 6'x6' platform in an attempt to set the world record in flagpole sitting.

His wife, curious as to how he was doing because he was 84 years old when he climbed the pole ascended today to find that he had passed away during the night.

During the press conference announcing her husband's death, she was heard that a fitting tribute will be followed and for the next 10 days, Rock will be flown at half mast.
 
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Tragedy occurred overnight when a Cessna 152 crashed in a cemetery not far from Easterwood Field.

Captain Rock of the Texas A&M Fire Department says that rescue efforts continue and so far they have they have found two survivors and recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the morning.
 
You really want to start the Aggie jokes?
 
Dateline: Austin, TX.

Austin police arrested an Aggie terrorist wh tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. The district attorney said that arraignment will be delayed until the Aggie is released from the hospital after being treated for the 3rd degree burns to his lips he got from the tailpipe of the bus.
 
Then there was the newly graduated Aggie who took a job in Oklahoma. Raised the IQ in both states.
 
An A&M grad has a very successful career in a suburb north of Dallas. After financial security is achieved, he decides to retire from the hustle and bustle of the 'burbs to a plot of land out in the country. Eventually, he gets bored with his life of leisure, and decides to put some of the "A" part of his schooling to use--he decides to raise some chickens.

So he buys a hundred dozen eggs, and carefully plants them. Waters them regularly, pulls up weeds, etc. Nothing happens.

Thinking perhaps it would be easier to nurture babies than start from seed, he buys 1000 chicks and plants them head first. Waters them regularly, but none of them grow.

Not sure he has it right, he buys 1000 more chicks and plants them feet first. Carefully waters them, but these too don't make it.

Unsure what the problem is, he writes to one of his old ag professors for help, telling him everything he's tried.

In short order, his professor replies: "Please send soil sample."
 
Aggie: What's the "N" stand for on your helmet?
Husker: Nowledge.
 
This is golden.
 
A bunch of Aggies mad at the government decided to march on Washington. At last report they were 10 miles outside of Seattle.
 
Why did the Aggie turn down a full scholarship from Texas Tech?

He didn't want to walk around with TT on his shirt...



I bleed maroon.
 
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