And I thought I had a small penis...

SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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Saw this at the fair this weekend.
Geez... Insecure much?

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Is he named, "Hedwig"?
 
How come 6PC gets to say penis yet I get my balls busted if I fiegn the f bomb?
 
Penis is a proper descriptor and not a vulgarity.

Penis, penis, penis!

Just never try to say falacio or cunnilingus even though those are also proper descriptors. :goofy:
 
Bryan.....there there, you poor sod.

Just remind Mrs. 6PC that it is perfectly okay to laugh and giggle when the two of you are conjugating. But ask politely for her not to point at it.
 
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And tell the truth... is yours small enough to pick a lock?

 
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That's why he's driving a rebranded GM-2500...

You put a plate like that on you better be driving a decked out HMMWV, not a girly hummer.
 
You can't say p#nis. That's a rule. But...yeah, agree.
 
GM's Hummer H2 got admirable mileage with the six speed automatic transmission.
My old Dodge truck got worse.
 
George excelled at exploring the obviously asinine aspects of society and language. Aspects that the rest of us never thought twice about. What a great mind he was.

I've never quite understood the whole "vulgarity" thing either. Why is **** vulgar and poop not? Just because some leader (probably religious) said it was a thousand years ago?

They're just words and I use them all...as those of you who know me know well! :goofy:

As an aside, Carlin's observation that a lot of guys only a have a couple of forbidden words on Friday night but dozens of them on Sunday morning is hilarious and accurate.
 
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Seems the board language nanny has lightened up a bit. Even if we couldn't say "penis", at least we could still call it a Hummer™.
 
When were we not allowed to say penis? I named a thread "PENIS!!!" once.
 
Sac Arrow said:
How come 6PC gets to say penis yet I get my balls busted if I fiegn the f bomb?
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timwinters said:
Penis is a proper descriptor and not a vulgarity.

Penis, penis, penis!

Just never try to say falacio or cunnilingus even though those are also proper descriptors. :goofy:
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Only difference is one is a noun and the other is a verb, just sayin'.
 
timwinters said:
I've never quite understood the whole "vulgarity" thing either. Why is **** vulgar and poop not? Just because some leader (probably religious) said it was a thousand years ago?
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Because one was German origin and one French. It was a class thing, and political. Not religious. What you call poop is not relevant to religion.

Not quite 1000 years ago -- it was after 1066.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Only difference is one is a noun and the other is a verb, just sayin'.
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A verb? Really? Actually, f*ck is one of the most versatile words on the planet:

1. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

2. Fraud: "I got f*cked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"

4. Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."

5. Aggression: "F*CK YOU!" (Oh, I've done this one here when I was accused of being a thief)

6. Disgust: "F*ck me."

7. Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"

8. Difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking business!"

9. Despair: "F*cked again..."

10. Pleasure: "I f*cking couldn't be happier."

11. Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"

12. Lost: "Where the f*ck are we."

13. Disbelief: "UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!"

14. Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"

15. Denial: "I didn't f*cking do it."

16. Perplexity: "I know f*ck all about it."

17. Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"

18. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

19. Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"

20. Panic: "Let's get the f*ck out of here."

21. Directions: "F*ck off."

22. Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"

I'm no cunning linguist, but I see a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb...and what else?

So much more than a simple verb! :goofy:
 
timwinters said:
A verb? Really? Actually, f*ck is one of the most versatile words on the planet:

I'm no cunning linguist, but I see a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb...and what else?

So much more than a simple verb! :goofy:
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As we are all aware, it can be anything I want. So I will remain in my correct posture.
 
Plus be an infix. F*ck is the one English word that can be an infix. Absof*ckinglutely amazing.

timwinters said:
A verb? Really? Actually, f*ck is one of the most versatile words on the planet:

1. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

2. Fraud: "I got f*cked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"

4. Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."

5. Aggression: "F*CK YOU!" (Oh, I've done this one here when I was accused of being a thief)

6. Disgust: "F*ck me."

7. Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"

8. Difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking business!"

9. Despair: "F*cked again..."

10. Pleasure: "I f*cking couldn't be happier."

11. Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"

12. Lost: "Where the f*ck are we."

13. Disbelief: "UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!"

14. Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"

15. Denial: "I didn't f*cking do it."

16. Perplexity: "I know f*ck all about it."

17. Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"

18. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

19. Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"

20. Panic: "Let's get the f*ck out of here."

21. Directions: "F*ck off."

22. Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"

I'm no cunning linguist, but I see a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb...and what else?

So much more than a simple verb! :goofy:
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I promise, I in no way just got on Mrs. 6PC's machine and typed that.
 
Don't laugh too,loud, you'll wake the kids.


"...I got a song and a dance, when I glance in my pants..."
 
Also, have to include one of the funniest movie lines ever, Good fellows, Joe Pesci: "f*ck you, you f*cking f*ck". :)
 
timwinters said:
A verb? Really? Actually, f*ck is one of the most versatile words on the planet:

1. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

2. Fraud: "I got f*cked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"

4. Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."

5. Aggression: "F*CK YOU!" (Oh, I've done this one here when I was accused of being a thief)

6. Disgust: "F*ck me."

7. Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"

8. Difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking business!"

9. Despair: "F*cked again..."

10. Pleasure: "I f*cking couldn't be happier."

11. Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"

12. Lost: "Where the f*ck are we."

13. Disbelief: "UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!"

14. Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"

15. Denial: "I didn't f*cking do it."

16. Perplexity: "I know f*ck all about it."

17. Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"

18. Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

19. Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"

20. Panic: "Let's get the f*ck out of here."

21. Directions: "F*ck off."

22. Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"

I'm no cunning linguist, but I see a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb...and what else?

So much more than a simple verb! :goofy:
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Exclamation.

I am still trying to figure out if I can use it as a conjunction.
 
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