Funny story time. Back in the late 80's and early 90's I was flying a lot for my business. I had been living in Tampa so there wasn't really a preferred airline. I flew Delta and USAir mostly. Occasional United, Continental, American and Northwest. Then I moved to Atlanta so flying almost exclusively Delta. But every now and then I would have to fly another carrier.
I made a trip to Houston with my girlfriend (before she was my wife) on a job for the company she was working for. Had to fly Continental for whatever reason. Finished the job a few hours early so we went to airport to try and catch an earlier flight (that kind of thing was normal back then). We got to the terminal and I had to go to the restroom so I gave her my ticket so she could go to the gate for the earlier flight and see if we could get on.
When I got to the gate and asked if we were on the earlier flight she said we were and that we were upgraded to first class. I asked how much the upgrade cost and she said "No charge. By the way, I didn't know you were a Flying Colonel." I told her I didn't know what that was and I didn't know that I was one.
A month or so later, I found myself flying on Continental again and when I checked at the gate, the agent took my ticket, typed away on the keyboard and then handed me a boarding pass and told me I was in first class. I didn't give it a second thought. Back then, if it wasn't a crowded flight, it wasn't unheard of to be the highest status flyer on that plane, so you got the perks. For the return I was finished early so I stopped at the ticket counter to see if there was any seats on the earlier flight. Gate agent typed away on the keyboard and said "No problem, you're in seat 2A. Nice being a Flying Colonel, huh?"
So now I had to ask. "What's a Flying Colonel?" Gate agent said "It's special status we give to CEO's, governors, some mayor's, things like that." Here's where the stupid kicks in: I said "I'm not any of those things." Gate agent starts typing again. Then asked for my frequent flying number. I gave it to him and he says "Ah... At some point, someone must have entered your frequent flyer wrong. One digit was different. I fixed it." After that, I never got another upgrade to first class.
Moral of the story: If someone tells you that you're a Flying Colonel, STFU and get on the plane.
