Al-Qaida Booby Traps?

[No Joy]

Booby trap! Women suicide bombers to hide bombs in their breast implants

THERE are growing fears among UK airlines that al-Qaida could target flights to and from London with explosives hidden in women's breast implants, experts say.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...ombers-to-hide-bombs-in-their-breast-implants

 

[wsuffa]

Well, I guess the TSA will have to grope 'em all.

 

[LDJones]

I wonder what the pat-down test for THAT threat might look like?!?

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

It would be a lot easier to deliver them in the catering truck.

 

[DrMack]

This why I strictly enforce the TSA (Texas Security Agency) regulations on my aircraft: all make and model handguns, rifles and shotguns are allowed but I draw the line at hand grenades. Gallon jugs of liquid are permitted but only if they contain a minimum alcohol content (girlie goop in these quantities is strictly forbidden).

 

[Gary]

Gives new meaning to "blonde bombshell".

Gary

 

[BillTIZ]

Old news? They were talking about implanted explosives 2-3 yrs. ago. Not so much as breast implants, but any individual anywhere.

 

[denverpilot]

When implants are outlawed, only outlaws will have implants!

 

[Norman]

When implants are outlawed, only outlaws will have implants!

When in-laws are outlawed most men will be happier.

 

[LDJones]

It would be a lot easier to deliver them in the catering truck.

How do you cater boobies??

 

[Vaflier]

That does it I plan to become a TSA inspector . I want that job.

 

[Matthew]

That does it I plan to become a TSA inspector . I want that job.

I dunno - a burka can hide a whole lotta ugly.

 

[ScottM]

I am here at LHR today and nothing unusual happened in security at all. Not even to the female travelers. Certainly no visible change in security posture here.

 

[Ghery]

I am here at LHR today and nothing unusual happened in security at all. Not even to the female travelers. Certainly no visible change in security posture here.

Good. Heading home from Kauai tomorrow and back to SEA for a quick jaunt to Bogota on Tuesday. I'd rather not have any extras foolishness from thousands standing around this week.