RJM62
Touchdown! Greaser!
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Geek on the Hill
Actually, I'm not complaining. April snowstorms have the potential to be a lot worse.
The robins, though, were not happy. I overheard a heated conversation between one female and her mate that went something like this:
She: "You NEVER listen! I told you we should have waited a week longer before going back North."
He: "I wanted to beat the rush, honey, and get here before all the good nesting materials were taken."
She: "Yeah, you just HAD to be the first one back. It's always a contest with you guys. In the meantime, there's not a worm in the county that's not buried under a foot of snow."
He: "Well, how was I supposed to know that it would snow in April? If we'd waited, you'd be complaining that the old clothes that that bearded guy leaves out for us were taken already! You complained about the neighbor birds getting that old red union suit for MONTHS last year!"
She: "You're always blaming me! You could have stopped and asked along the way! But no, not you. You just HAD TO do it your own way. Heaven forbid you should ask! Now we're sitting here starving!"
He: "I wanted to beat the rush, honey, and get here before all the good nesting materials were taken."
She: "Yeah, you just HAD to be the first one back. It's always a contest with you guys. In the meantime, there's not a worm in the county that's not buried under a foot of snow."
He: "Well, how was I supposed to know that it would snow in April? If we'd waited, you'd be complaining that the old clothes that that bearded guy leaves out for us were taken already! You complained about the neighbor birds getting that old red union suit for MONTHS last year!"
She: "You're always blaming me! You could have stopped and asked along the way! But no, not you. You just HAD TO do it your own way. Heaven forbid you should ask! Now we're sitting here starving!"
I started to feel a bit embarrassed listening in on what was obviously a very private discussion, so I took a ride down to the Sparrow Fart Diner, Courthouse, and Bait Shop, bought some worms, brought them back, and set them out for the robins. They didn't say anything -- they never do when they know you're listening -- but I'm sure they were grateful for the meal.
Rich