Sac Arrow
Touchdown! Greaser!
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Snorting his way across the USA
So I'm approaching a red light on a thee lane road short of a freeway on ramp on the motorcycle. I'm in the number two lane, and the number one lane is free so I take it. Of course, to make it to the number three lane without cutting people off or merging behind slow cars I need to accelerate fairly quickly.
So as I pull out I give the bike some moderate (not real aggressive) acceleration and I hear the engine of this late model Cadillac something or other going full bore. The douche wipe is trying to drag me! WTF!
Ok caddy the on ramp is all yours. Just don't slow me down. As I'm crossing the freeway overhead something catches my eye and I look left. CHP motor cop hanging out in his usual spot on the side of the road. Hmmm. I wonder if the caddy saw it. Let's have some fun.
Caddy takes the outside carpool lane in the circular on ramp (good) so I kick down to second, take a full lean and blow past him on the curve, and take second lane from the right. There is a semi in the slow lane shielding view of the cop. Anyway, caddy didn't like that so he goes balls out again after he exits the curve. I continue to accelerate moderately, slow enough so he can catch up.
Predictably, he totally blows past me, and I kick in a little more throttle as if to try to take him. But I don't. I slow beside the semi as he blows past the semi and the cop doing probably about 100. Sure enough, lights go on and motor cop chases him down.
That was my chuckle for the day!
So as I pull out I give the bike some moderate (not real aggressive) acceleration and I hear the engine of this late model Cadillac something or other going full bore. The douche wipe is trying to drag me! WTF!
Ok caddy the on ramp is all yours. Just don't slow me down. As I'm crossing the freeway overhead something catches my eye and I look left. CHP motor cop hanging out in his usual spot on the side of the road. Hmmm. I wonder if the caddy saw it. Let's have some fun.
Caddy takes the outside carpool lane in the circular on ramp (good) so I kick down to second, take a full lean and blow past him on the curve, and take second lane from the right. There is a semi in the slow lane shielding view of the cop. Anyway, caddy didn't like that so he goes balls out again after he exits the curve. I continue to accelerate moderately, slow enough so he can catch up.
Predictably, he totally blows past me, and I kick in a little more throttle as if to try to take him. But I don't. I slow beside the semi as he blows past the semi and the cop doing probably about 100. Sure enough, lights go on and motor cop chases him down.
That was my chuckle for the day!
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