Reason #528 why I am a total dork.

[eman1200]

 

[N659HB]

What's wrong with a 20% tip?

 

[Velocity173]

That's slightly above the standard reference datum for tipping.

 

[Anymouse]

Looks like a "standard" amount to me.

 

[Cajun_Flyer]

It took me a minute.. nice

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

I would have to be under a lot more pressure to tip like that

 

[SkyDog58]

So we take it that the waitress was hot.

 

[ifly4fun]

So we take it that the waitress was hot.

Or about 0*C...

 

[DesertNomad]

So was it 59F outside too?

 

[tree96]

So we take it that the waitress was hot.

Meh, just standard.

Or actually maybe she was the perfect woman, an occurrence only spoke of in text books and classroom discussions, rarely existing in the real world, much like the standard datum plane?

 

[Acrodustertoo]

That is not proof you are a dork, it is proof you are a cheap bastard who cannot commit a measly eight cents to the total. Good luck with that you penny pinching cheap ass!

 

[iamtheari]

Isn't this reason #1013?

 

[James331]

Looks like a "standard" amount to me.

Indeed

 

[Gucci Pilot]

That's slightly above the standard reference datum for tipping.

I would have to be under a lot more pressure to tip like that

Isn't this reason #1013?

What you all did there....I see it.

 

[N659HB]

What you all did there....I see it.

Yep.

 

[mscard88]

so what was your PA then?

 

[3 in the green]

Isn't this reason #1013?

well played

 

[frfly172]

Got it.

 

[Shopshirt]

Took me a minute, but I see what you did there....

 

[SkyDog58]

I think some of you have been hanging out and drinking in the Milli Bar too long.

 

[Joshuajayg]

That is not proof you are a dork, it is proof you are a cheap bastard who cannot commit a measly eight cents to the total. Good luck with that you penny pinching cheap ass!

Cranky much?

 

[DesertNomad]

Seems like a standard tip to me. I'd only tip 96.58 in an emergency.

 

[upstateny]

Maybe I'm the dork. I don't get it at all!

 

[simtech]

Took me looking at it a few times and reading what others wrote before I caught it. Good one!

 

[mscard88]

Maybe I'm the dork. I don't get it at all!

what's standard? (hint)

 

[Piperonca]

Bet there's a good atmosphere in the Milli Bar. Makes you feel right at home.

 

[SkyDog58]

Bet there's a good atmosphere in the Milli Bar. Makes you feel right at home.

Yep. The bartender is some guy named Kollsman.

 

[upstateny]

OK, I'm a slow dork.

 

[N659HB]

OK, I'm a slow dork.

I also missed it at first. Saw it clearly the following morning.

 

[eman1200]

I, too, am a dork. Hence the thread title.

 

[mscard88]

You're an original dork, don't sell yourself so short. Others are just dorks. Not you my friend.

 

[Dave Theisen]

Took this just for you.

 

[eman1200]

Took this just for you.

Hey come pick me up in clt on ur next charter flight!!!

 

[korben88]

Isn't this reason #1013?

I don't get this one.....

 

[Anymouse]

I don't get this one.....

Here's a hint from Dave...

 

[korben88]

Here's a hint from Dave...

I had to google hpa, but i get it now.... funny

 

[bnt83]

I got the 29.92 thing but what is a "3 PM BAR"? A sex club for early birds?

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

Yep. The bartender is some guy named Kollsman.

And Pascal is the bouncer.

 

[eman1200]

I got the 29.92 thing but what is a "3 PM BAR"? A sex club for early birds?

don't judge me!

 

[steingar]

You think you're a dork? This would be my tip: