♫ I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious ♫
A woman that shows up with her own pole - so many responses to this, none of them polite.
Let's shoot for 2-ish, need to get the grass cut and run a few errands first. Figure 10 minutes with a Justice of the Peace and I can have you back at DCA by 3:30 or 4.
I have an employer funded (100%) gold-plated plan. Pretty sure my schedule is open on Saturday if you wanna run out and get married.
(Oh please, like the rest of you trolls weren't thinkin' it!)
Most get these to couch surf, check email, read in bed, look up recipes from the kitchen, etc; for that kind of stuff, this is a steal. Dead end? As soon as the 'nix jockeys get them en masse, expect open source options for the operating system.
Next time you're in the market for a new all-in-one, look at the Konica Minolta line. Though, anymore, they're all using microfine, polymer toner that puts out a great print. (I work on high-speed, production printers by trade).