Do All Men Have Wondering Eyes?

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dmccormack said:
Your opinion is not universal:

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
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And he should remove the offending eye to preserve his place in heaven. [sarcasm]
 
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tonycondon said:
hey nick - see you in Hell!
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That's what I'm saying.

How the hell can you get biblical over "looking?"

What was Carter's quote....from Playboy magazine....something like "Lust in my heart" or something.
 
Obama is not my President, not my choice, and I sure as heck have no desire to have him over for supper... But, that picture is baloney, could even be a photoshop job (a bad one), and as one poster pointed out, is actually due to the instantaneous positions of the people as seen from a certain angel... Cameras lie, and always have...

denny-o
 
Bah. I'd look. I'm willing to bet most of us spent more time looking at her in that photo than Mr. Obama.
 
jesse said:
Bah. I'd look. I'm willing to bet most of us spent more time looking at her in that photo than Mr. Obama.
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Thanks for pointing that out Jesse. I could not figure out what all this talk was about. So I looked at the picture your right there Pres. Obama in it. I guess I was to busy looking somewere else to notice there was more to the picture than her behind.
 
dmccormack said:
Your opinion is not universal:

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
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Holy cow - that's a perfect example of how a still picture can
be misleading.

fwiw - I didn't vote for President Obama and my response to
someone trying make a scandal of this photo will be "find
something real to complain about"
 
My only conclusion must be this: Obviously all intelligent, educated, sophisticated people share seventh-grade views on the applicability of the words of Jesus to modern life.
 
dmccormack said:
My only conclusion must be this: Obviously all intelligent, educated, sophisticated people share seventh-grade views on the applicability of the words of Jesus to modern life.
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I dunno about that, but the conclusion you should be drawing is that all this should be in the SZ, as you've now made the thread 2-for-2 in the "Things That Belong In The SZ" department.

I mean it's right there at the top of the page (which really doesn't require more than a "seventh-grade view" of anything to see):

NOTE: Politics and religion and any other topic likely to become highly charged should be posted in The Spin Zone.
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Looking closely at the photo, I have a different take...

Sarkosy: "Hmmmm.... zank 'eaven for little gerls, eh, mon cher Barack?"

Obama: "Really, Nico, that's rather inappropriate... besides, I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em..."

:D
 
Obama: "Really, Nico, that's rather inappropriate... besides, I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em..."
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Watching the video, I get the impression that Obama is looking into the space where her butt should extend to, but doesn't.
-harry
 
kevin47881 said:
Yes, I do believe you have. ;)
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Ah, okay... Just wanted to make sure. Because this is about the most laughably ridiculous and absolutely pathetic attempt at (purely political) scandal-mongering I've seen in quite some time, for which we should all be GnAFB. Seriously.





;)
 
Ted DuPuis said:
Wait, there have been 57 posts on this thread in 2 hours?
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Which only proves that not only do men like to look, they like to talk about looking. ;)

BTW, Obama is kinda hot in a cerebral sort of way....
 
kevin47881 said:
Is that rhetorical? :dunno: ;)
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I dunno, I mean by some peoples' definition, I've already committed "adultery". So I'm just wondering whether the people who subscribe to that definition of "adultery" think that I should be given a second chance, or whether I've already confirmed myself to be a serial adulterer by virtue of having had a dream about Uma Thurman.

Also, does the content of the dream matter? What if I wasn't doing anything prurient in the dream? Say Uma and I were just sitting there -- I dunno, knitting or something -- and I thought to myself, "Golly, she sure does have some dexterous hands, there..." Does that count? Or would the dream have to have had some bown-chicka-bown-bown in it for me to be an "adulterer"?
 
When a female of any age, sports silk thin fabric of a neglige grade tightly on her pert ass in public, it is both obligatory and involuntary for any man to look and confirm for a reasonable amount of time. With cases involving younger ages, this may take a slight amount of time longer to verify and classify, the same goes for cases of older ages but that are particularly talented.
 
ReverendSlappy said:
I had a dream a few nights ago about Uma Thurman. Should my girlfriend dump me now or should she wait to see if it happens again?
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Dammit, I've tried to type about 30 different "funny" responses about Slappy with a girlfriend that doesn't come off as crossing that "line," but I've yet to find it.

Insert witty comment about an air pump and a dump valve, and save me the work.
 
dmccormack said:
Your opinion is not universal:

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
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Dang! So who is in heaven?! According to your scriptural quote above, it sure ain't men!

And according to Revelation 8:1, it ain't women, either!
 
dmccormack said:
Your opinion is not universal:

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
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Hmmm quoting Jimmy Carter from his Playboy interview in the 1970's. That has to be some sort of sin as well don'tcha think?
 
Phooey! If just looking at a dame and using your Odin-given testosterone is enough to land you in hell I certainly don't want to be in heaven. Talk about boring company.
 
SkyHog said:
Dammit, I've tried to type about 30 different "funny" responses about Slappy with a girlfriend that doesn't come off as crossing that "line," but I've yet to find it.

Insert witty comment about an air pump and a dump valve, and save me the work.
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But what will my RealDoll (complete with the optional RocketPump 5000 add-on packages) do if it/she finds out I had a dream about Uma Thurman! I mean, I'm an adulterer, Nick... All bets are off. :no:
 
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