Your New Year Resolutions

[upstateny]

Given my past history, I've decided to take a new approach to my New Year Resolutions.

1. I resolve to gain 20 pounds
2. I resolve to exercise less
3. I resolve to fly no more than once a month
4. I resolve to do less work around the house

It's either those or - I resolve to never make resolutions. Wait... Darn!!

 

[sourdough44]

I’ll continue to spoil my dog.

 

[WannFly]

I was so drunk I forgot what resolution I made

 

[Zeldman]

 

[Sac Arrow]

Homey don't play New Year's resolutions.