Would you press the button?

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  1. AggieMike88

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    Especially the one that just came up...

    You can have any car you want

    But

    You must drive it nekkid
     
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    It says you can never fall in love - It doesn't say you can't have sex. ;)

    Button pushed and I'm a hero who gets laid any time I want!

    Oh wait, there are multiple questions? :eek: For the one above the question was:

    You can cure any disease but you can never fall in love.
     
  5. eman1200

    eman1200 Final Approach

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    eh I prob won't even click on the link
     
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    I clicked it!

    “Get married to someone who shares all your interests and is a solid 6/10, live happily with each other for the rest of your life.
    But
    You'll never be able to have children.”

    I like the first result, but not so much the second.
     
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    for no children she had better be at least an 8.
     
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    Okay.

    This is like... worthy of a rant in itself. I feel as if I've died a horrific death only to be revived twenty four... minutes... we don't have all day, and have to feel the pain for the rest of my life.

    You see, back, early in my childhood I was starved for attention. Nobody loved me. I was like the kitty that had fleas and shat himself and had really bad hair and fought with skunks and lost and...

    How come eman rates a hyperlink callout and I don't?
     
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    Wait, "must" or "get to"?
    There's no option for "I do this already."

    Nauga,
    and his vinyl upholstery
     
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    @Sac Arrow

    m deepest apologies for my neglect Sac
     
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    Okay I feel rationalized
     
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    Whew. Didn't think I'd get out that one so easily.

    :happydance:
     
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    Would you "press the button" on California or the media that doesn't know the difference between and airplane and a Ferris wheel..??
     
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    Yeah no kidding! She better be pretty dag um hot!
     
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    You get this amazing technology that lets you access practically all the information in the world BUT for every useful fact it holds, there will be a thousand and one idiotic distractions like this.
     
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    Wow, 67% of people would sacrifice their own life to cure cancer. Restores my faith in humanity or at least two thirds of it.

    All the others I hit no. I don't want any more super powers than I already have.;)