Would this convince you?

[Frank Browne]

...to quite drinking?

 

[wsuffa]

Pass the bottle, my glass is empty.

 

[EdFred]

Uh, seeing that, I'll drink to keep them away.

 

[Tom-D]

If today your female companions looked like that, we'd know why your drinking.

 

[CJones]

Drink till they're pretty!

 

[Dean]

And we wouldn't have so many baby boomers!!!!!!!!

 

[gkainz]

that right there is why they invented beer goggles

 

[Bob Bement]

I am afraid that they would have to extent closing time at the bar a few hours to make them look better. Bob

 

[ScottM]

Never underestimate the power of alcohol!

 

[steingar]

I disagree, my lips wouldn't touch theirs without liquor.

 

[tdager]

LOL..pass the whiskey!

 

[wsuffa]

"Beer: making people beautiful for 500 years"

 

[L10MAN]

Save money --- go ugly early.
Ron

 

[fgcason]

...to quite drinking?

More like I'd say we had reached a mutual agreement...

I find it ironic that I opened a wine cooler mere minutes before seeing this thread.

 

[Teller1900]

"Beer: making people beautiful for 500 years"

"Liquor: helping ugly people get laid for 500 years!"

Those chicks are four baggers - One for her, one for you, one for the light, and one for anyone that might walk in!