Worse than Pressure Washing

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So, I busted out the pressure washer today. Gave the pool deck and patio a good wash down. The place sorta sparkles now, but:

I am soaking wet, I'm covered head to toe in 'muck', my fingers tingle from the vibration to the point I can barely tpye, those same fingers look like prunes, my shoulders ache from holding the nozzle up high and I burned my calf on the muffler.

Is there a worse job than pressure washing? Please list them all here. I bet THIS thread might truly be my 'Shortest Thread Ever' as I can't imagine a worse job out there.

Good luck!
 
Doing the same job with a bucket and pail. Obviously worse, since you chose the pressure washer.
 
1) Hanging shingles on a roof
2) Laying cement
3) Painting (I hate painting most of all)
 
I used to replace hot tar roofs on nursing homes in the summer, in Mississippi. There's not much shade on a roof, the tar is very hot and you need to wear turtle necks to fight off the insulation. Carrying 3/4" plywood up extension ladders and shoveling gravel is the easy part.

The worst job I've ever seen was at a circus, this poor dude's job was to come out into the ring and scoop up all the elephant crap.

Doing construction one day, I fell into a septic tank that was just under the surface that a backhoe had ALMOST dug up, it was hidden but my weight on it was enough for it to let go, not fun.
 
Ever built a new outhouse next to an existing full outhouse?
 
Streetsweeper on Mackinac Island after a light shower on a hot day.
 
12" Earth auger in packed clay soil that has rocks in it. Pressure washing is child's play.
 
Chopping line on a survey crew ("Tail Chain"). In the summer. In central Texas. Hills, escarpments, rocks (into which you could not pound stakes), lots of gnarly cedar, in an area where blasting is being done.

Across an Interstate highway.

Pre-laser rangefinders, pre-GPS.

I got to where I could take down a pretty decent sized tree with two or three swipes of a machete, but I also wore the skin off of my right hand.
 
On buoy tenders when they work the buoys there is one lucky guy who gets to crawl the tube in the counterweight scraping out the accumulated marine growth. Barnacles, worms, small crabs, etc lend a beautiful aroma I have been told. This on a pitching deck, day or night. Standing up on a deck with a pressure washer would be a breeze to that guy.
 
We were into triple digit temperatures and humidities Sunday while I was up on the roof with various tools removing the fallen tree and countless limbs from that. A pressure washer would have been a relief.
 
OH WAIT!!!! Just remembered last week when my wife's car was being serviced I went to pick her up at a hair salon. Spent twenty minutes in a waiting room full of women's magazines and a TV which was spewing "The View". I may never recover.
 
Emptying a full manure spreader by hand after the apron chain breaks.
 
OH WAIT!!!! Just remembered last week when my wife's car was being serviced I went to pick her up at a hair salon. Spent twenty minutes in a waiting room full of women's magazines and a TV which was spewing "The View". I may never recover.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
 
Getting a service call to the persons house who just pressure washed and tripped their GFI outlets from the spraying water. Then listening to them ***** and complain how they were without internet for 2 whole hours.
 
On buoy tenders when they work the buoys there is one lucky guy who gets to crawl the tube in the counterweight scraping out the accumulated marine growth. Barnacles, worms, small crabs, etc lend a beautiful aroma I have been told. This on a pitching deck, day or night. Standing up on a deck with a pressure washer would be a breeze to that guy.

:this:
Been there, smelled that.

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Listening to whiney owners complain about why you are making them replace that POS part.

Cleaning the dairy cow barn by hand prior to barn cleaners.
Milking stupid cows that kick. and swat you with a poop laden tails.
 
Listening to whiney owners complain about why you are making them replace that POS part.

Cleaning the dairy cow barn by hand prior to barn cleaners.
Milking stupid cows that kick. and swat you with a poop laden tails.

Which is why Gramps used to tell me: "Keep your head down and your mouth shut"
 
Smoke stack tester in Cleveland in January.
 
I used to be a welder at Caterpillar. Wearing leather chaps, welding jacket with leather sleeves, heavy gloves, helmet, etc. Add to that (if you know anything about welding) that I was pushing .095 wire at 500 inches a minute at 30 volts, and you're adding quite a bit of heat, in addition to the atmosphere (welding is not clean) and danger (ever had a glove catch fire? Molten metal in your boot?). One night (worked midnights), in May, in northern Illinois, I made mental note of the temperature next to my computer. 115F. That was about 30 feet away from two overhead garage doors that were wide open. One of the two was large enough to drive a semi through. The other was probably only 10 or 12 feet tall.

The reason I remember that night so well is that I went outside and ate my lunch while sitting on the curb, where it was about 40 degrees cooler. While out there, my shift superintendent, on his scooter showing our new supervisor around, came up and told me I was not allowed outside during lunches or breaks. I was dumbfounded. The next morning, I asked one of the union stewards, and he said that no, indeed, we were not allowed outside during lunch or breaks.

Caterpillar: Worst company I ever worked for (for many more reasons than just the one above).
Welding: Worst job I've ever had.
 
Working the drum line at Mcneilus Truck in Dodge Center, MN looked to be about the worst I ever saw.

Nothing like climbing into a 120 degree cement truck drum so that you can beat the inside with a sledge hammer. LOUD. HOT. Hard work. 12 hour shifts..drum after drum. There was a reason most of these guys were/are on meth.
 
Trying to shove a cows backside back in with my hands because her vagina fell out. :(
 
Caterpillar: Worst company I ever worked for (for many more reasons than just the one above).
Welding: Worst job I've ever had.

pacific northern is that company for me, they are the subcontractors that get the shi- jobs at the refinery, one night I found myself lying under a 18' pipe in a confinement ditch in about 6" of cold water welding the pipe joint.

I didn't think that was too smart and quit.
 
pacific northern is that company for me, they are the subcontractors that get the shi- jobs at the refinery, one night I found myself lying under a 18' pipe in a confinement ditch in about 6" of cold water welding the pipe joint.

I didn't think that was too smart and quit.
Welding in a puddle??? Ummm... Good decision.

Working the drum line at Mcneilus Truck in Dodge Center, MN looked to be about the worst I ever saw.

Nothing like climbing into a 120 degree cement truck drum so that you can beat the inside with a sledge hammer. LOUD. HOT. Hard work. 12 hour shifts..drum after drum. There was a reason most of these guys were/are on meth.
That reminds me of when I was a firefighter. We got called one night for a cement truck overturned. Into a ditch. With a full load. We ended up taking off an access panel, climbing inside, and using a fire hose to wash out the cement, because the three tow trucks that were trying to upright it with the full load were all up on the rear wheels and it wasn't budging. Fun times.
 
Here's a scene for you. I'm at my brother's apartment after the rehearsal dinner the night before his wedding, and we're about to go out. It's about 8:30 or 9:00. My pager goes off. His fiancee says to her bridesmaids, "get out of his way!" Car fire. Nah - I'll skip this one. With entrapments. No, gotta go.

Jump in the car, doing 90mph down US 20 in Portage, IN (speed limit 45). Had a scanner in the car, heard the police asking, "WHERE'S FIRE???" Heard screams in the background. Come to the curve where I can see the traffic light at US 20 and SR 149 in Burns Harbor, where I'm a volunteer firefighter. Flames about 20' higher than the traffic light. Not good. Had to detour to get to the fire station because of the wreck's location.

Jump into my gear, tell one of the newbs to start the engine while I do. Drive to the scene, heart racing. Work with others at putting out the fire. Then realize that this is a three car crash. A Dodge Dakota was sitting at the light. A Chevy S-10 was behind it. The 79 Monte Carlo hit the S-10 at a calculated 79.5 mph. Witnesses said there was no sign of the Monte slowing. The S-10 folded in half, literally. A volunteer fireman from another department saw the crash and broke his arm breaking out the window to pull that driver out. She was subsequently charged with DUI. Wrong place, wrong time.

We took turns for hours, rotating between cutting up cars and holding up tarps so that the HUNDREDS of onlookers, standing all over the perimeter of this now-closed intersection of two four-lane highways, so they wouldn't see what they thought they wanted to see, but we knew that deep down they really didn't.

The guy driving the Monte Carlo was up under the dash, having not been wearing his seatbelt. He burned to death. We cut the car up, rolled the dash, and had to be careful not to damage the body while extricating him from the wreckage. He was not drunk or high. But he had a siezure history. That was the best guess.

The S-10 had a 21 yo male and a 30 yo female in it. Both burned to death. They felt it. They screamed. We used two wreckers, one at each end, with cables attached, to winch against each other and unfold the truck. We cut the top off, rolled the dash, popped the doors off, and again, had to be sure not to cause further injury to these bodies.

Did I mention that because of the nature of the accident, we had to wait for the coroner's arrival before we could commence these activities?

I will spare you the description of the bodies. Just trust me on that. But have you ever smelled the aroma of burning human flesh? Not the kind of burn you get from touching a hot stove, but the kind that you get when that flesh is really burning. This crash was about 20 years ago, and I still smell it now and then.

We opened the intersection some time around 2am. I got home after we washed the apparatus sometime after 3. I had to be at the church by 11, in my tux. I was not in the mood for a wedding, to be sure. Just a few hours before, I had done something so horrific, something so terrible, that no human being should have to do it. But someone has to.

Given the choice, I would much prefer to be power-washing.

Next time that ambulance or that fire truck come up behind you, please don't hesitate to pull all the way over, and stop for them.
 
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Cleaning the fryers at a nasty restaurant, in the summer.
 
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