When lazy becomes awesome.

eman1200

eman1200

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I've had this last ratty lookin sponge in my kitchen sink for a while now. The last 3 trips to the grocery store I forgot to get new sponges so I can do my freakin dishes. Well this week I'm sick, so there's no way I'm driving the mile and a half to go pick up new sponges, heck no. Amazon to the rescue! ONE DAY after I ordered a 12-pack of sponges they are sitting at my front door. BOOM, dishes done!

Some call it being lazy, I call it being creative.

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
 
The real lazy would be achieved with paper plates or a maid or a dishwasher.

You can't truly aspire to being lazy when you actually wash the dishes yourself.
 
Bob Noel said:
The real lazy would be achieved with paper plates or a maid or a dishwasher.

You can't truly aspire to being lazy when you actually wash the dishes yourself.
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very good point, although I still haven't married a dishwasher yet so I'm forced to take on this horrible task myself.
 
eman1200 said:
very good point, although I still haven't married a dishwasher yet so I'm forced to take on this horrible task myself.
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Be careful when going that route to dishwasher acquisition...some require extremely high maintenance levels. Best thing to do is outsource the job.
 
You know it is actually the loss of sponges that is causing the sea levels to rise (if they were) and not climate change.
 
eman1200 said:
I've had this last ratty lookin sponge in my kitchen sink for a while now. The last 3 trips to the grocery store I forgot to get new sponges so I can do my freakin dishes. Well this week I'm sick, so there's no way I'm driving the mile and a half to go pick up new sponges, heck no. Amazon to the rescue! ONE DAY after I ordered a 12-pack of sponges they are sitting at my front door. BOOM, dishes done!

Some call it being lazy, I call it being creative.

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
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Let me suggest Google Keep if you have an Android phone. With it you can make a location based reminder such as, "remind me at the grocery store to buy sponges". Then, when you're at the store you'll get an alert. It will have the note, "buy sponges".

It can be downloaded Here.
 
eman1200 said:
very good point, although I still haven't married a dishwasher yet so I'm forced to take on this horrible task myself.
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My wife is never amused we she tells (no, I didn't mean "asks") me "Will you go load the dishwasher?" and my reply is "What do you want to drink?"
 
Dirty sponge made you sick. No joke. They are bacteria traps.

Nuke them in the microwave for 30 seconds.
 
Captain said:
Let me suggest Google Keep if you have an Android phone. With it you can make a location based reminder such as, "remind me at the grocery store to buy sponges". Then, when you're at the store you'll get an alert. It will have the note, "buy sponges".

It can be downloaded Here.
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We are doomed...
 
Hah. A truly lazy person would just call housekeeping, and tell them you want your stuff moved to another kitchenette down the hall.

Ask me how I know.
 
cgrab said:
You know it is actually the loss of sponges that is causing the sea levels to rise (if they were) and not climate change.
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Wouldn't the loss of sponges, or anything else, cause the sea level to fall? :confused:
 
txflyer said:
Dirty sponge made you sick. No joke. They are bacteria traps.

Nuke them in the microwave for 30 seconds.
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All that accomplishes is now you end up with hot, faster growing bacteria colonies that spread bacteria into the air faster. Soak them in some bleach water instead.
 
Neal Howard said:
All that accomplishes is now you end up with hot, faster growing bacteria colonies that spread bacteria into the air faster. Soak them in some bleach water instead.
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You'll have to take that up with Martha Stewart ... :dunno:
 
Captain said:
Let me suggest Google Keep if you have an Android phone. With it you can make a location based reminder such as, "remind me at the grocery store to buy sponges". Then, when you're at the store you'll get an alert. It will have the note, "buy sponges".

It can be downloaded Here.
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Dang it. I read this thread yesterday and thought I should download that app when I got home.

I totally forgot...
 
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