RJM62
Touchdown! Greaser!
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I've always been under the impression that exclamation points were to be used when the content preceding them was, well, exclamatory in some way. Appending an exclamation point might invest the preceding content with joy, anger, urgency, excitement, tragedy, or any of numerous other shades of emphasis; but it always signified that the preceding content was outside the ordinary, routine, or mundane.
In the past few years, I've noticed more and more exclamation points appended to quite mundane content. It could be a greeting on a letter or email, a text message, a tweet on Twitter, or a title on a forum post. But they're all over.
I get a lot of letters and emails now from companies with which I do business that open with "Hi Richard!" First of all when did we become such close buddies that we're on a first-name basis? I buy groceries from you. That doesn't make us homeboys. Secondly, does your current sale on asparagus sprouts really qualify as such a monumental event that it warrants even a single exclamation point?
I got one a few weeks ago from a credit card issuer that went something like this: "Hi Richard! We have great News! Your credit limit has been increased effective immediately! Think of all the things you can do with all that credit!" And so on. Almost every sentence ended with an exclamation point.
I've also noticed a proliferation of multiple exclamation points, especially on Internet forums. For example, on a car forum, I may see something like, "I have a P0326 Code!!!"
Well, okay. Check your knock sensor. And yes, I can understand using a single exclamation point to convey frustration in that sort of case. But three of them? Come on. To me, three exclamation points mean something along the lines of a massive tidal wave approaching the East Coast (not the West Coast because that sort of thing is normal there), the launching of a nuclear weapon, or the Cubs winning the World Series. Not a knock sensor acting up.
In the case of electronic media, the excess use of exclamation points is also bad for the environment. How much carbon is spewed into the air from the electricity used to send all those exclamation points on their journeys through cyberspace? It's unconscionable! Those exclamation points, in most cases, serve absolutely no purpose. Their excess use is sheer waste, and it needs to stop.
I propose that the use of exclamation points be taxed. Everyone would be given a monthly ration of exclamation points, and once they are used, new ones would have to be purchased from an exclamation point exchange. Those who have excess exclamation points would be able to either roll them over for future use (hey, you never know when the need for a rant will arise), or sold to others.
Rich
In the past few years, I've noticed more and more exclamation points appended to quite mundane content. It could be a greeting on a letter or email, a text message, a tweet on Twitter, or a title on a forum post. But they're all over.
I get a lot of letters and emails now from companies with which I do business that open with "Hi Richard!" First of all when did we become such close buddies that we're on a first-name basis? I buy groceries from you. That doesn't make us homeboys. Secondly, does your current sale on asparagus sprouts really qualify as such a monumental event that it warrants even a single exclamation point?
I got one a few weeks ago from a credit card issuer that went something like this: "Hi Richard! We have great News! Your credit limit has been increased effective immediately! Think of all the things you can do with all that credit!" And so on. Almost every sentence ended with an exclamation point.
I've also noticed a proliferation of multiple exclamation points, especially on Internet forums. For example, on a car forum, I may see something like, "I have a P0326 Code!!!"
Well, okay. Check your knock sensor. And yes, I can understand using a single exclamation point to convey frustration in that sort of case. But three of them? Come on. To me, three exclamation points mean something along the lines of a massive tidal wave approaching the East Coast (not the West Coast because that sort of thing is normal there), the launching of a nuclear weapon, or the Cubs winning the World Series. Not a knock sensor acting up.
In the case of electronic media, the excess use of exclamation points is also bad for the environment. How much carbon is spewed into the air from the electricity used to send all those exclamation points on their journeys through cyberspace? It's unconscionable! Those exclamation points, in most cases, serve absolutely no purpose. Their excess use is sheer waste, and it needs to stop.
I propose that the use of exclamation points be taxed. Everyone would be given a monthly ration of exclamation points, and once they are used, new ones would have to be purchased from an exclamation point exchange. Those who have excess exclamation points would be able to either roll them over for future use (hey, you never know when the need for a rant will arise), or sold to others.
Rich
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