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Final Approach
1. If you let your Premier status lapse, Untied Airlines rewards you by relegating you to the back of the bus.
2. If #1 above occurs, rows 24 and 25 of the Scarebus 320 really, really suck.
3. RE: #1 and 2 above, when the occupant of row 23 reclines his seat, one grows tired of counting their hairs.
4. Breathing on the head of the occupant of row 23 will not cause him to put his seat back up.
5. Rattling the newspaper over the head of the occupant of row 23 will not cause him to put his seat back up.
6. Approach and Tower respond in English when called in English and Spanish when called in Spanish... I thought the policy was all-English? Sure makes it hard to figure out another airplane may be trying to violate Newton's law and occupy your space.
7. Cabo San Lucas (CSL) and San Jose del Cabo are no longer sleepy little fishing villages.
8. There's no place to get your fill of fish tacos for $2.00 USD in CSL any more.
9. My Spanish is worse than ever - fortunately a large majority of people in CSL now speak Engish.
10. Costco has found CSL...
11. When your wife has been so kind as to slather copius amounts of sunblock on your back, do not forget to apply same to your chest.
12. When #11 is violated, severe pink belly will result.
2. If #1 above occurs, rows 24 and 25 of the Scarebus 320 really, really suck.
3. RE: #1 and 2 above, when the occupant of row 23 reclines his seat, one grows tired of counting their hairs.
4. Breathing on the head of the occupant of row 23 will not cause him to put his seat back up.
5. Rattling the newspaper over the head of the occupant of row 23 will not cause him to put his seat back up.
6. Approach and Tower respond in English when called in English and Spanish when called in Spanish... I thought the policy was all-English? Sure makes it hard to figure out another airplane may be trying to violate Newton's law and occupy your space.
7. Cabo San Lucas (CSL) and San Jose del Cabo are no longer sleepy little fishing villages.
8. There's no place to get your fill of fish tacos for $2.00 USD in CSL any more.
9. My Spanish is worse than ever - fortunately a large majority of people in CSL now speak Engish.
10. Costco has found CSL...
11. When your wife has been so kind as to slather copius amounts of sunblock on your back, do not forget to apply same to your chest.
12. When #11 is violated, severe pink belly will result.