What did Tristan get me for Christmas?

[jesse]

What is this?

Specs:

Width: 15"
Depth: 14"
Height: 14"
Weight: 16.2 lbs

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

obviously a hockey stick.

 

[markb5900]

A box weighing .2 pounds and 16 pounds of bricks?

 

[Everskyward]

Lump of coal? Maybe a couple lumps??

 

[KennyFlys]

Does that indicate you're a third rate "Bow"?

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Damn, Tris has a lot more money than I thought!

 

[vontresc]

is it Ticking?????

 

[woodstock]

a bowling brick?

 

[TMetzinger]

A Jepp CFI book and a vacuum-powered manhood enhancer? Not that any guy Jesse's age would need it...

 

[SkyHog]

Its your new airplane, Jesse. Apparently she went with brand P, and you've got a Cherokee 180 waiting to be unwrapped!

 

[gismo]

My guess would be expired approach plate booklets.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?&DID=19&Product_ID=269http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?&DID=19&Product_ID=435
and http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?&DID=19&Product_ID=9918 ?

 

[wsuffa]

Maybe there's a box in that box....

 

[RMCN172RG]

A fruit cake

 

[Bill]

Lump of coal? Maybe a couple lumps??

Don't laugh, I once actually did get a lump of coal, all wrapped in a very pretty box.

 

[Bob Bement]

If it is something that you have to blow up, and winds up being her size. Maybe she is trying to tell you something! :smile:

 

[KennyFlys]

A fruit cake

She gave him Felix?

Only those in chat the other night would catch on.

 

[Teller1900]

A Jepp CFI book and a vacuum-powered manhood enhancer? Not that any guy Jesse's age would need it...

That's true, a CFI book wouldn't be of much use .

Quote:
Originally Posted by RMCN172RG
A fruit cake

She gave him Felix?

Oh snap!

 

[jmaynard]

is it Ticking?????

...and does it have a label from Acme Corporation?

 

[OtisAir]

... Tatoo (Da Plane)

 

[tlglenn]

A tacky sweater with cap, scarf, and gloves to match?

 

[mikea]

Better question: How izzit that you got to see the present so early?

 

[jayjenkinssr]

How bad do you want it? I will give you 20.00 dollars for it.

 

[Greebo]

Its an XBox 180. She couldn't afford a whole one.

 

[Tristar]

It was a CD player.

 

[KennyFlys]

It was a CD player.

You got Jesse a cross-dressing player? What the heck is that?

 

[mikea]

It was a CD player.

CD? Did you find it in a resale shop? An antique store?

 

[Greebo]

It was a CD player.

Note the use of past tense here.

 

[KennyFlys]

Note the use of past tense here.

It has lived its useful life?

 

[Greebo]

It has lived its useful life?

I figure it has been returned to the store, on account of jesse doing/saying something wrong. You know, cause he's a guy ...we're always wrong.
http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx

 

[poadeleted20]

If she'd asked me, I'd've recommended an uncompressed diamond. <snork>

 

[Tristar]

I figure it has been returned to the store, on account of jesse doing/saying something wrong. You know, cause he's a guy ...we're always wrong.
http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx

Hah! Thats awesome! Remember that guys...

 

[jhausch]

It's a honeybaked ham! A big one. Still in the styro box with the cool packs.

MMMMM Ham. . . .

 

[mikea]

It's a honeybaked ham! A big one. Still in the styro box with the cool packs.

MMMMM Ham. . . .

Sure. It'll announce itself as it sits at room temperature for 15 days.

 

[OtisAir]

soap? She may be trying to tell you something

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

It was a CD player.

What is it now?

Probably not one of these:

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=6exoTO4zUY4

The pace picks up a bit at 2:57...