We've Got Spell Check! (Definitely N/A)

[Lawreston]

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.




Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check .

 

[KennyFlys]

Does the potential employer dare ask for her previous positions and salary history?

 

[Ghery]

I keep wondering what would happen if they popped. That's just wrong.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Jeepers!

To paraphrase an old audio tape commercial-
Are those real or are those Photoshop?
Talk about mutations..

 

[Dean]

She must be holding onto the tree to keep from falling over.

 

[JasonCT]

It's ok I'm sure we could "work" something out!

 

[Anthony]

She certainly wouldn't need a life jacket if she fell overboard. LOL!