Well, at least it's not the PILOT this time...

What is it about Lexington???

The airport is too close to the horse track. Get off plane, go bet on #4 in the 3rd race, lose, pound a few back to forget the bet, go back to airport to work :dunno:

See, it's all the horse tracks fault. The flight attendant is absolved from all responsibility. :D
 
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