Many times throughout my Fire Rescue career we got called for "naked woman running in the street" or "woman found naked and injured." I have to say, they are never supermodels.
The woman you would want to see in that state of undress will be the least likely to do it. However, the opposite usually holds true also. It is always the ones you wouldn't want to see that do it.
Thanks I really needed to see that. Now I don't have to worry about those extra calories I ingested at lunch since I just got rid rid of them in the trash can.