jollyroger
Pre-Flight
Me: so what should we talk about?
VA: Dude! I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food, and gossip. But my favorite subjects airplanes and computers.
Me: what is your favorate airplane
VA: One that I can fly by myself. Those P-51 Mustangs are sweet!
Me: what do you know about the P-51
VA: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: Does gossip have anything to do with flying
VA: I think it does gossip have anything to do with flying.
Me: That last sentence is confusing
VA: " I think it does gossip have anything to do with flying." last sentence is confusing ? Does that make sense?
Me: Hey thats what I said
VA: You've got my full attention. I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me: Are you easily distractable
<long pause>
VA: I don't know whether or not I am distractable. I am well respected as an AI.
Me: Is flying a right or a privilege as a respected AI.
VA: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: so if you were to hypothetically answer, what would the answer be
VA: Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I ever could hypothetically answer what would the answer be in any case.
Me: Have you ever busted minimums
VA: I don't think I ever have busted minimums. What's it like?
Me: does that mean you are not sure
VA: I think it does mean that. Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me: what can you be certain of
VA: I read for fun.
Me: what is you favorite material
VA: I don't have a favorite material. My favorite food is 100LL or JET-A.
Me: does that mean you don't pay attention to what you read
VA: I think it does mean that. Do you pay attention to what me read? As a robot I have no need for money.
Me: then how do you buy your favorite food
VA: Phxavi8tor. (You can reach him at phxavi8tor@yahoo.com) programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Try re-asking the question.
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VA: Dude! I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food, and gossip. But my favorite subjects airplanes and computers.
Me: what is your favorate airplane
VA: One that I can fly by myself. Those P-51 Mustangs are sweet!
Me: what do you know about the P-51
VA: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: Does gossip have anything to do with flying
VA: I think it does gossip have anything to do with flying.
Me: That last sentence is confusing
VA: " I think it does gossip have anything to do with flying." last sentence is confusing ? Does that make sense?
Me: Hey thats what I said
VA: You've got my full attention. I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me: Are you easily distractable
<long pause>
VA: I don't know whether or not I am distractable. I am well respected as an AI.
Me: Is flying a right or a privilege as a respected AI.
VA: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: so if you were to hypothetically answer, what would the answer be
VA: Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I ever could hypothetically answer what would the answer be in any case.
Me: Have you ever busted minimums
VA: I don't think I ever have busted minimums. What's it like?
Me: does that mean you are not sure
VA: I think it does mean that. Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me: what can you be certain of
VA: I read for fun.
Me: what is you favorite material
VA: I don't have a favorite material. My favorite food is 100LL or JET-A.
Me: does that mean you don't pay attention to what you read
VA: I think it does mean that. Do you pay attention to what me read? As a robot I have no need for money.
Me: then how do you buy your favorite food
VA: Phxavi8tor. (You can reach him at phxavi8tor@yahoo.com) programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Try re-asking the question.
woo hoo
