Vermin at O'Hare! Daley to push firing button!!!!!

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I laughed and laughed! :rofl:

This story just ran!
http://wgntv.trb.com/news/local/veryown/wgn-rats-at-ohare-html,0,6841485.htmlstory

The people dat complained. EVEN duh TV reporter NOW got the cockroach letter.(Notice how reply to the email, the letter, and the PR person used EXACTLY the same wording.! :D) ) Dat ain't gonna fly no more.

All I could think of was how fun it's gonna be watching Emergency Response Dickie Daley style.

  1. Pretend you don't understand da question. "I'm not aware of a problem."
  2. Get Irish up! Blame da press dat asks da questions. "All nieghborhoods and businesses have problems. Everybody KNOWS dat!"
  3. Get yer Irish up.
  4. Get yer Irish up against your people. "DIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I have ORDERED all city departments to send AN ARMY TO FIX DIS PROBELM!"
  5. Get yer Irish up. Fire dem! Look for the Dept. of Aviation head to roll.
:rofl: Remember you heard it here first!
 
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It occured to me what Daley is gonna say, (Irish up!) "WHY ARE DUH REPORTERS FEEDING DUH RATS!"
 
mikea said:
I laughed and laughed! :rofl:

This story just ran!
http://wgntv.trb.com/news/local/veryown/wgn-rats-at-ohare-html,0,6841485.htmlstory

The people dat complained. EVEN duh TV reporter NOW got the cockroach letter.(Notice how reply to the email, the letter, and the PR person used EXACTLY the same wording.! :D) ) Dat ain't gonna fly no more.

All I could think of was how fun it's gonna be watching Emergency Response Dickie Daley style.

  1. Pretend you don't understand da question. "I'm not aware of a problem."
  2. Get Irish up! Blame da press dat asks da questions. "All nieghborhoods and businesses have problems. Everybody KNOWS dat!"
  3. Get yer Irish up.
  4. Get Irish up against your people. "DIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I have ORDERED all city departments to send AN ARMY TO FIX DIS PROBELM!"
  5. Get yer Irirsh up. Fire dem! Look for the Dept. of Aviation head to roll.
:rofl: Remember you heard it here first!
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"No, this is unacceptable, you know that. It's unacceptable in a home or any public building. But I'm glad they did it. So thank you, WGN," Daley said with laughter

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-ohare-rats-07-may07,0,3921872.story
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Thank you, why, thank you! Really! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Watch for my opening in Vegas. Try the veal.
 
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mikea said:
Thank you, why, thank you! Really! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Watch for my opening in Vegas. Try the veal.
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And don't forget to tip your waitresses. They look better on their sides. :D

I was amused by the canned P.A. announcement in the terminal at O'Hare: "Report any suspicious activity to the Chicago Police."

... Isn't that something like reporting ice to Eskimos? ;)
 
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