U.S. Senator Unhurt In Aircraft Crash

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The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator, Hillary Clinton, narrowly escaped injury when the aircraft that she was piloting was forced to make an emergency landing in southern New Jersey due to unfavorable weather conditions.

National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the Senator was flying an aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below, taken at the scene, shows the extent of damage to Senator Clinton's aircraft. She was fortunate enough to be able to walk away from the crash scene.

 

[MSmith]

You're a little late for April 1!

 

[Greg Bockelman]

Roflmao!!!

 

[Paul Allen]

The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator, Hillary Clinton, narrowly escaped injury when the aircraft that she was piloting was forced to make an emergency landing in southern New Jersey due to unfavorable weather conditions.

National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the Senator was flying an aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below, taken at the scene, shows the extent of damage to Senator Clinton's aircraft. She was fortunate enough to be able to walk away from the crash scene.

LOL
That is a good one.

 

[Areeda]

Reminds me of something I read in Dear Abby a while ago

Dear Abby:


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is that everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past four years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do??

Signed,

Clueless

ABBY'S ANSWER.....


Dear Clueless:



Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore... You're a United States Senator from New York , act like one.

 

[AdamZ]

 

[SkyHog]

HAHA Ron - that's awesome!

 

[Frank Browne]

That was great! You had me going on that one. LMAO!

 

[GaryO]

Thanks! That was the best laugh I've had in a long time.<img>