TSA security in 2025

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TSA Publication 142222- release date 4/11/2025
Subject: What to expect when you arrive at the airport.

When you arrive at the terminal please arrive with your boarding pass ready and check in at the airline you will be flying with. Proceed immediately to the boarding line.

A TSA professional will stamp your arm and guide you into a screening chamber where you will be asked to lie down on a tray. The agent will step out and a safe anesthetic agent will be released into the room to help you fall asleep. After this is completed the agents will give you your travel injection to keep you unconscious based on the length of your flight. Highly trained TSA personnel will remove your clothing and any personal items you may be carrying for incineration.

Those concerned with privacy can rest assured that the screening of your nude unconscious body will be done in a discrete location.

After screening your body will be sterilized and loaded into a sanitary travel tube. From there robotic personnel will take you into the secure area where no conscious human beings are allowed. You will be loaded onto your aircraft and depart on a safe automated aircraft shortly thereafter. We hope you enjoy the flight!

Apon arrival at your destination you will be delivered to the arrival area and given time for your sedative to wear off. When you regain consciousness you will find a gown next to your open travel tube. Please note that should you awaken during the flight it is a violation of federal law to attempt to exit your travel tube.

We ask that you arrive at the airport at least 16 hours before your departure time. No items are allowed onboard the aircraft except for bowling balls and knitting needles.

Please help us keep you safe- report anyone persons making suspicious or skeptical comments about the secure process to TSA personnel immediately.
 
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