Today it's Wachovia

[flyingcheesehead]

Mom's reason: "Only drug dealers have pagers."

I'm sure that a number of doctors out there would disagree

Why, you just proved her right?

Oh, wait, you meant ILLEGAL drugs.

 

[wabower]

A roll of green can also accomplish amazing results at certain duty-free stores in the mid-east.

A long time ago I knew some ferry pilots who got themselves into a sticky wicket. It seems landing in one country would automatically deny you entry into a neighboring country in Africa.

What kept them out of prison and the plane from impoundment forever?...money, lots of green cash. That guard at the hanger...don't make eye contact but be sure to pay the saheeb. That plus stay only at a certain hotel and be gone by 0600 tomorrow.