Capt.Crash'n'Burn
Cleared for Takeoff
The TSA has kept us safe from an explosive jar of honey that was being smuggled in by notorious Atheist Terrorist Richard Dawkins.
There's even a video game:
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/richard-dawkins-honey-defender/
It took his honey being confiscated to convince Dawkins Al Queda won that round?