This Week on POA / As the propeller turns

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This Week on POA / As the propeller turns. episode 6

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This week's episode: "SLAW"

This week, a group of pilots (technically called a cluster) sits on the brown couch in the big hangar waiting for the debates to start but all promising not to actually discuss them in this particular section of the hangar.
In fact most of the conversation has been an open dialog with the hangar management team about their management style. How come they take such good care of some of the rooms but others are a disaster?

The conversation dies to a low rumble and we pick up on a conversation that's just starting.


Tom-D: Hey Sac, gotta sec?
Sac: Sure what's up?
Tom-D: I wanted to ask you a quick question.
Sac: Sure man, you can ask me anything.
Tom-D: ANYTHING???
Sac: Yup ANYTHING. Ask away!
Sac: I am like an encyclopedia or google or something. Lay it on me my man!

Tom-D: Okay, Do you like reefer?
Sac: I dunno, does it have a lot of carbs?

Tom-D: No I mean weed, pot, ganja, dope, purple hair, Mary Jane, Blunt, doobie

Sac [interrupting] I got it. What are you getting at?

Tom-D: I don't know man I just think I would like to start growing the stuff.

Sac: Are you a drug addict?

Tom-D: No why do you ask

SUDDENLY a door flies open and we hear Florida Cracker come flying through the door screaming, He is followed by a handful of Mods (Technically called a troop).
Out the front of the hangar he goes!!!

Spike: "AND STAY OUT!!!!!!"


Captain sits quietly observing.


Spike: Well, our first order of business is done and now on to our next announcement.
I would like to take a minute and announce that T-Dub has drawn the short... Er I mean been elected to help us maintain order in the hangar.
He is a gentle giant but he can bend solid steel with his nuts.
I think that is the sort of leadership we need around here.
He is well respected, organized, fair, and I am totally serious about that nuts thing.
It is just amazing. He takes a solid steel bar and grabs his big beautiful

Tim Winters [interrupting] Uh, its getting a bit descriptive. how bout we just raise a glass and give 3 cheers for Troy

6PC: Cool, I made some Champagne for just such an occasion.

Tim Winters: Cool

6PC and I got custom corks made and had our hangar etched into the glass

Tim: Taking it a bit far aren't you?

6PC: ermmm. [pours everyone a glass except EdFred. He gets a Mike's hard lemonade.]

Unit74: Cheers Tango!

Troy: This stuff tastes like crap.

6PC: Yeah, I really don't know what I am doing. I think I added too much ketchup.
6PC: It could have been worse, I almost knocked a jar of chow chow into the mix but I caught it at the last second.

6PC it was a close call

Fearless Tower: COLE SLAW?????
6PC: No close call
BartMC: Don't even get me started on coleslaw!
Clark1961 NO kidding Cole Slaw is the Bomb
flhrci: Heck yes Cole Slaw!

At that moment, the entire group went totally wheels off. It was epic and confusing. It was everything all at once. The entire conversation was in its self the cole slaw of conversations.
Bits and pieces of this and that slathered with combinations of other conversations mixed with shreds of arguments about the conversation.
Depending on where you were standing, it was either beautiful or the weirdest thing since the invention of the metal lan.... Meh, let's leave that one alone.
It was just like that time you dropped acid with your mom.
She thought she was a puppy and you tried to teach her to smoke banana peels and you set her on fire.

It was wild

Captain looked on not moving or saying much.

DocMirror: Hey I have a question about the FAA with regards to the perceived increase in GA accide...

Tom-D: [Interrupting] That is Sac's department sir.


DocMirror: He works with the FAA?

Tom-D: No... Questions. All questions should be routed to him.

DocMirror: Weird

Out the corner of our eye we see a brief shape move past and out the front door

Geico: What was that?

Spike: That was just POADeleted20

Geico: Who?

Spike: Never you mind just forget about it.
On a side note, we are going to need to get ourselves a copy of the FAR/AIM. Someone get on that.


Sac: Did anyone lose a set of keys? Like maybe a hot chick with Asian breasts?
Sac: Anyone?
Sac: I'll just be right here holding them and if anyone mention's it, let her know I have her keys.

Tom-D: Anyone know Where would I even get pot seeds

Tim Winters: What do you mean?

Tom-D: You know, Dagga, Endo, Esra, Grass, Green Goddess, Kind Bud, Mary and Johnny, A lil Mexican Green, the ole sticky icky...

Tim Winters: You are going to want to take this question to Sac?

Tom-D: Oh that's right... Do you know if he is a gardener or something

Tim Winters: No I heard he works for the FAA but its not the subject matter so much as just that you have questions, and he has answers. Like Radio Shack used to say.


Sac: HEY EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Okay here's the deal
1. TOM you are not going to grow weed. You are going to grow Cole Slaw
Tom-D: Is that a slang term for
Sac: Shut up!

2. I am working on a recipe for a burger with a coleslaw based bun that will revolutionize the burger industry
3. I have a special formula that attracts Asian ladies with small hands

Captain: What about the rest of us
Sac: Your hands are fine

4. Seriously where is the rightful owner of this set of keys that I

At that moment Sac fell back onto the couch. He had 9 too many glasses of champagne and was out like a light.

There was a brief discussion about messing with him while he was passed out but the debates were starting and nobody wanted to miss them.

bartmc: You know those were his own keys he "found" right?
Tom-D:totally.

Troy: Alright guys, I don't care about these debates, I am going to go do some work on my new bird. Y'all enjoy.


The rest of the evening the group sat quietly around the television listening to the politicians debate.

The group was unusually quiet. All that could be heard was the TV and the occasional sounds of bending metal and giggling from T-Dub's hangar.
 
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We need. More comments on the debate.
 
Im not in it and it was more than 3 lines... didnt read.

Kinda this.........well, it really isn't too long, I'm just butthurt that I wasnt in it. I am off to the SZ to make a thread complaining about it. :D
 
I'm looking forward to the one that results from the Gaston's gathering.
 
Kinda this.........well, it really isn't too long, I'm just butthurt that I wasnt in it. I am off to the SZ to make a thread complaining about it. :D

Don't go spin zone, just report it as abuse like I did :goofy:
 
OMFG. Have you ever farted on the toilet so loud that you could hear the response coming from the break room?
 
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