Yes, seriously. Also shooting it and beating it with a baseball bat/hammer/whatever. Long story short, I'm thinking of doing this as a fund raiser for Cloud Nine. We're putting new engines on the 414 (I'll make a separate thread on that, but details can be found on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/cloudninerescueflights/ ) and raising the $40k remaining we need for that. A friend was willing to donate an old junk work van (no idea on its details) to the cause. Basically a fundraiser to beat it up/shoot it/set it on fire. I'm trying to figure out the best way to go about this. We have enough land and are out in the boonies where we could do it here. Problem is, I'm not entirely keen on doing the fundraiser here unless it is a pretty private invite list, which minimizes the potential reach. Curious on general thoughts on the idea and how to structure it, pricing, etc. I'd generally thought about something like $10/swing with a bat, $50 for 10 swings, auction off first opportunity to swing at it, first opportunity to shoot it, set it on fire, etc.