Well then don't complain when you hear screaming kids.
I, for one, don't complain about screaming kids when flying commercial. Admittedly, however, that's because in the big scheme of annoyances, they're a pretty small piece of the overall
ordeal experience of modern-day airline travel. Kids cry. That's part of the deal. It's in their contracts.
That being said, I think there might be a better, cheaper, more workable solution to the dilemma.
I happen to agree with the FAA's position that requiring child carriers and dedicated seats for infants and toddlers might (and probably would) have the unintended consequence of tipping the scales to highway travel for enough families that it increases the overall risk of harm, which I think we all agree would be counterproductive safety-wise.
It's not just the extra cost for the seat, but the extra cost
plus the inconvenience of having to schlep a "child safety system" through the terminal, onto the plane, into the cab, to the hotel, etc. Some of these "systems" are incredibly bulky and heavy, presumably because most parents just strap them into the car and leave them there until the kids outgrow them. In addition, the ones I've seen in the past twenty years rely heavily on a tether that attaches to the attachment points built into most cars, but which are absent on airliners.
In addition, how many kids are going to be able to sit contentedly in a child restraint for an entire long flight? Maybe some would, but my guess is that most of them would get fussy and beg for release in that ever-charming manner of babies the world over -- blood-curdling screams -- shortly after takeoff.
Still, having some way to secure the infants and toddlers during takeoff, landing, and turbulence isn't a bad idea if it could be done in such a way as to avoid the expense, inconvenience, and hassle. So how about some sort of a padded nylon harness with a Velcro closure that could could be placed around both the parent and the tot, effectively binding them together during rough flight?
In other words, the baby would be either sat on the parent's lap facing forward, or held by the parent facing the parent, depending on the child's age and size; and then secured to the parent with the harness. The harness itself would be a little bit like those carriers that parents use to carry their babies around while they walk around, except that it would also secure the child against upward movement by having straps that go over the kid's shoulders as well as under his or her butt. The whole thing would then attach to the parent's body like a vest, secured with a Velcro closure.
I think this would be safer than a car seat-type restraint, and
much safer than flying as an unsecured lap child. During ordinary turbulence, it would be every bit as safe as a "child safety system." But in the event of a crash, it would be much easier and faster to evacuate a child harnessed to the parent than it would be to undo the bazillion straps that secure infants and toddlers into conventional restraint systems. In fact, in the case of an infant, there wouldn't even be any reason to undo the harness. The parent could just stand up and evacuate, with both hands free, and the baby securely strapped to them.
Another advantage would be that a harness like this would be inexpensive and lightweight, so airlines could stash a bunch of them on board or at the gates and lend (or rent) them to parents. They also could be colored safety orange to help call attention to the parent and child in the event of an emergency so special assistance could be provided to them.
This is just a goofy idea that occurred to me a few minutes ago, but thinking about it, I really can't come up with a down side. Parents who want to can choose the extra seat and "child restraint system" for their own and their babies' comfort; but for those who don't, I think the harness idea would be a perfectly workable, inexpensive, and yet effective alternative.
-Rich